When's this so called afterlife begin?

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Just as an aside, the story about the witch of Endor calling up Samuel is consistent with the interpretation that the witch was a charlatan, without necessarily making the rationalistic claim that they all are.

This resolves certain contradictions in current Orthodoxy about the nature of the afterlife.
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Turns out, you hang out in a waiting room for a while. Evidences.

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ed wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Depends on which book, which mythology.

--J.D.
dunno if that matters so much anymore, at least in western societies. It's not even clear what western Christianity teaches except for some saccharine humanist generalizations.

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
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"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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