New Age Bullshit Generator

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New Age Bullshit Generator

Post by Pyrrho »
By flowering, we reflect.

Nothing is impossible. To embark on the journey is to become one with it.

We can no longer afford to live with pain.

Although you may not realize it, you are unlimited. How should you navigate this primordial galaxy? Child, look within and unify yourself.

Wonder is the knowledge of aspiration, and of us. Consciousness consists of electromagnetic resonance of quantum energy. “Quantum” means a refining of the spiritual. Today, science tells us that the essence of nature is transcendence.

Have you found your journey? The galaxy is calling to you via psionic wave oscillations. Can you hear it? It can be difficult to know where to begin.

If you have never experienced this metamorphosis at the speed of light, it can be difficult to heal.

Suffering is the antithesis of freedom. The complexity of the present time seems to demand a flowering of our bodies if we are going to survive. Only a child of the world may bring forth this paradigm shift of healing.

Who are we? Where on the great story will we be guided? Reality has always been aglow with pilgrims whose third eyes are nurtured by freedom. Humankind has nothing to lose.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
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Re: New Age Bullshit Generator

Post by sparks »

My third eye needs a corrective lens.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.