Holy Workout

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Witness
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Holy Workout

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Excerpted from the site:
Fitness In Church

5 Compelling Reasons for Churches to Consider Adding Fitness as Part of Their Ministry

– Fitness is a Great Outreach Tool
– Complete Well-Being Involves our Physical Bodies
– Regular Church Goers are 50% More Likely to Become Obese by Middle Age
– Provide a Fresh Alternative for Your Church Members Who Already Exercise Elsewhere
– The Bible Instructs Us – Care For Our Physical Bodies
Are the cockroaches ditching metaphysical Angst for New-Agey "wellness"? :roll: Or just short on cash?
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Doesn't Teh Babble also instruct that our bodies are dirty, lustful repositories of sin?
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
sparks wrote:Doesn't Teh Babble also instruct that our bodies are dirty, lustful repositories of sin?
That's why Gawd created cold showers. :mrgreen:
Nothing like the Orthodox way:

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Child abuse.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.