Signs of the impending apocalypse

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So instead of Nibiru, we got an interstellar cigar-shaped asteroid. Turd of God?
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Holy shit!

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Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”
https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orth ... arish-end/

:P
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" and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.” "

:lmao: :lmao:
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Witness wrote:
Putin's Voice wrote:Orthodox Patriarch warns of approaching end times, asks not to push for revolutionary change

In a public speech in the main Moscow cathedral, Patriarch Kirill said the signs from the Book of Revelation are now apparent. He also called on politicians and ordinary citizens to unite and stop the movement towards the abyss.

All people who love the Motherland must be together because we are entering a critical period in the course of human civilization. This can already be seen with the naked eye. You have to be blind not to notice the approaching awe-inspiring moments in history that the apostle and evangelist John was talking about in the Book of Revelation,” the patriarch was quoted as saying by Interfax.

Patriarch Kirill added, however, that the exact time of the end times depends on everyone’s actions. He called on people to understand their responsibility regarding Russia and the whole of mankind, and to stop “the movement towards the end of history’s abyss.”
https://www.rt.com/politics/410418-orth ... arish-end/

:P
So he doesn't want to go to heaven?
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Grammatron wrote:So he doesn't want to go to heaven?
One of the many puzzling facts about Christianity. :|

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Gmail the soap? WTF??
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We're diversifying.
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Makes perfect sense. I see dead people. All the fucking time, and they're just walking around and don't even know they're dead.
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sparks wrote:don't even know they're dead.
I agree – and that's the scary part.
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The Daily Fail wrote:'It appalls me that we have no safeguarding from the evil spirits': Ireland's most prominent exorcist slams Catholic Church over lack of training for priests against demons

Irish Catholic priest Pat Collins says he's appalled at the lack of exorcism training
In the documentary 'Evil - A Would You Believe? Special', he discussed the topic
Fr Collins, an exorcist in Ireland, said priests don't know enough about demons
The Dublin priest also said there is a growing 'morbid interest' with evil spirits
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... hurch.html

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sparks wrote:Gmail the soap? WTF??
https://www.wired.com/2008/03/google-cleans-u/

Given that it's Russia, it's possible that enforcement of trademark laws is somewhat lax.
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Thought about putting it in the "What's killing us this week" thread.


Is the world headed for an ice apocalypse
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↑ You beat me to it…

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Ha! Fags!

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Damn big flaming fag peckers. Mine used to do that back in the day.
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Droop?

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Friendly Atheist wrote:Televangelist Jim Bakker Is Now Running a 24/7 End Times Home Shopping Network

Do you lie awake at night because you didn’t order televangelist Jim Bakker‘s Giant Buckets of Food for the impending apocalypse? Have you forgotten how to order things from the internet?

Have no fear. Bakker has now launched a non-stop End Times survival shopping network.
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... g-network/
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↑ You say that because you're a KGB-trained godless commie rational atheist! :x

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New Chick Tract!

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1170/1170_01.asp

Abdul, how about a review?
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Doomsday-Fearing Man Spent the Last 30 Years Building Secret Bunkers on Government Land

The Iron County Sheriff’s Office, which is investigating the case along with the FBI and other law enforcement bodies, has so far declined to identify the man, revealing only that he resides in the town of Parowan. According to official information released so far, the man acted out of fear that the world might end or that society as we know it might somehow collapse. The structures he built are located in a forest bordering the ski town of Brian Head.

To prepare for the end of days, the man spent the last 30 years building four cabins and an undisclosed number of underground bunkers on land owned by the state of Utah and the federal government, sneaking the material piece by piece. Were it not for an accidental wildfire that ravaged the area in the summer, this sneaky busy bee may have continued his work uninterrupted for years.
http://www.odditycentral.com/news/dooms ... -land.html
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From Fox News, theoretically a real news network:

Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says

Yes, they actually are reporting the ravings of a biblical numerologist as "news".

You may as well visit a madhouse and report the psychotic delusions of the inmates. There's just as much truth and plausibility in it.
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Would those "lots of people" have even known about it had Fox not chosen to report on it?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Fox didn't actually give it credence did they?

Or did they?
Sure they did. Look at the article, it's not very long.

The fact that they published an article about it at all also arguably lends some credence, but I'm not even talking about that. Sure, they added a throwaway line that "NASA repeatedly has said Planet X is a hoax" but most of the article just repeats the claims without any judgment or attempt to apply critical thinking to the claims. The one critic who is quoted seems to be a rapture believer, who is only skeptical about using numerology to predict the date of the rapture.
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Burning moorland near Stalybridge, England, June 26, 2018. Photo: Anthony Devlin.
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How many Trilobites were killed during the capture of that image?

You probably don't even know.
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Yea. You betcha. We'll see how that works out for Pat. :lmao:
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More a vision of Hell…
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Imagine that: The Burning Tire Apocalypse.

Thank Gawd that Humans cannot do anything to this planet because Gawd made it.



Wait.








WTF?
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Asteroid 2015 TB145 returns in 2018:

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https://www.space.com/39173-halloween-a ... -2018.html