Fun Fundie Reading

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Fun Fundie Reading

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From The Truth for Youth.

So far I've read the one about rock music (Madonna Dahmer?!?) and Evolution (clams?...fecking clams?!?!).



Edited to add: The gay one is great!! All time classic line:
Jesus will take you just as you are, and he'll change you.
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Re: Fun Fundie Reading

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Vic Daring wrote:From The Truth for Youth.

So far I've read the one about rock music (Madonna Dahmer?!?) and Evolution (clams?...fecking clams?!?!).



Edited to add: The gay one is great!! All time classic line:
Jesus will take you just as you are, and he'll change you.
:shock: :lol: :twisted:
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From the Rock Music comic:
Sick dreams are made of pleas
Moldy breath and schoolyard cheese
I think I like the Eurythmics version better.

Everybody's looking for something...
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Jesus will take you just as you are, and he'll change you.
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Post by Scot C. Trypal »

Hey, it’s Jack Chick Light. All the absurdity with half the vitriol.

The gay one is great.

Though it would be a big surprise to many gay men and their loving fathers, it turns out gays are just folks who didn’t have a fulfilling relationship with their dads. So… they end up having sex with men, you see, to find fatherly love. Straight people have sexual attritions, but gays, they instead have deep menacing psychological issues.

That goes for the gay monkeys, penguins, and deer too. The poor beasts. If only their fathers were there for them, they wouldn’t be compelled to give into their sin; they’d be normal, healthy, happy animals...

Hmmm… My mom came from a coalmining town where most the men were working all day and in the bars during the nights. Most died early and nearly all adult men were greatly absent from the home. I’m sure that western coal town produced nothing but a bunch of flaming queens who never had a good pop-psych relationship with their fathers, and strutted about the dirt streets all day in their sister’s clothes.

Following this reasoning, I guess the “cure” would be to keep mothers from being too loving to their boys so they’ll eventually want to have sexual relations with women? :roll:

Still, the relatively tame tone is appreciated.
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You know, the Journal for Biblical Literature published a wonderful paper on interpreting the Leviticus prohibitions, and demonstrated that they do not forbid homosexuality, they forbid a position--"always better to give than receive."

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Post by Nyarlathotep »

"The Truth for Youth" :roll:

I do so get a kick out of the way so many of these religious sorts throw around the word "truth". The people responsible for this comic wouldn't recognize truth if it came up and bit them on the ass.

In fact, I am very leery of anyone promising to have "The Truth" about anything, since "The Truth" is a favorite word for propaganda merchants of all stripes (religious, political, etc.) to slap onto their lies.

"Truth" indeed, pfeh!
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Post by HarryKeogh »

I was disappointed with the evolution one. It was basically the Jack Chick tract with better artwork.

How unoriginal!