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Jesus bought this

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Jesus bought this': Delighted televangelist Kenneth Copeland giggles with glee as he unveils new $3million private jet paid for by donations from his followers
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I'm glad Jesus has his priorities straight.
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Let us pray for a double flame-out.
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Kenneth "Crazy Eyes" Copeland.
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Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
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sparks wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 3:49 pm Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
There is a difference between selling and order-taking. He is order taking.
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OK ed.

As soon as he cashes a check, he is a sales-puke.

I rest my case.

But thanks for playing. :)
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sparks: You're missing the point.

"Order taking" is salesman jargon for not really trying hard enough.

Insofar as control of wealth is more consequential than formal ownership, compare the picayune depredations of Kenneth Copeland with any Roman Catholic Cardinal (let alone their boss), the various C of E honchos in the House of Lords, or even minor leaguers such as the governing body of Jehovah's Witless.
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Apologies. My mistake.
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I meant that he does not have to break a sweat to make a sale.

Why do you hate salesman's jargon, Sparks?
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Kenny needs a new pair of Gulfstreams! Call now! :hyper:
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If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
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Re: Jesus bought this

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shemp wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
Or that it doesn't open :twisted:
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It's all about keeping the money flow moving, just like government. Can't siphon forever from a bucket that doesn't get refilled.
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The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
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sparks wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:32 pm The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
That can't be right. That works out about 52.5 million suckers born in the last 100 years. But a sucker born every second would be about 3.15 billion. That I can believe.
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Inflation?
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Looks like Jeffrey Hunter Jesus, before the fall I mean.
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Re: Jesus bought this

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Pyrrho wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:36 pm Image
Woke Jesus


too soon?
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