Jesus bought this
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I'm glad Jesus has his priorities straight.
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Let us pray for a double flame-out.
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Kenneth "Crazy Eyes" Copeland.
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Just another ratfuck preacher. Claiming knowledge he doesn't have. Selling same to the great unwashed.
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There is a difference between selling and order-taking. He is order taking.
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OK ed.
As soon as he cashes a check, he is a sales-puke.
I rest my case.
But thanks for playing.
As soon as he cashes a check, he is a sales-puke.
I rest my case.
But thanks for playing.

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Apologies. My mistake.
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I meant that he does not have to break a sweat to make a sale.
Why do you hate salesman's jargon, Sparks?
Why do you hate salesman's jargon, Sparks?
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Kenny needs a new pair of Gulfstreams! Call now! 

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If anyone ever deserved a plane crash... well, let's hope he forgets to pack a chute.
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It's all about keeping the money flow moving, just like government. Can't siphon forever from a bucket that doesn't get refilled.
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The coffers of the religulous will always be full. There's a sucker born every minute.
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That can't be right. That works out about 52.5 million suckers born in the last 100 years. But a sucker born every second would be about 3.15 billion. That I can believe.
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Looks like Jeffrey Hunter Jesus, before the fall I mean.
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The lavish homes of American archbishopsAbdul Alhazred wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:26 pm Insofar as control of wealth is more consequential than formal ownership, compare the picayune depredations of Kenneth Copeland with any Roman Catholic Cardinal (let alone their boss), the various C of E honchos in the House of Lords, or even minor leaguers such as the governing body of Jehovah's Witless.
Looks all a tad nouveau riche, if I dare say so.
