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Where's my golden arm?

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:12 am

It's traveling across Canada!


Thousands across Canada have attended public veneration for the right forearm of St Francis Xavier. The relic has made a rare trip outside of Rome to visit more than a dozen cities.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:35 am

What happened to his left arm?

Did it (and the rest of his body) get a decent Christian burial, while his right arm goes on tour? :lmao:
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:42 am

The Jesuits took it in the 1600s. The rest of him is on display in India.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:49 am

Hmm.

I'm having a big idea about Lenin.

Too bad if that turns out to be a wax dummy like some folks have speculated.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by sparks » Fri Feb 02, 2018 2:56 am

Looking for the tugboat scene from 'Sometimes A Great Notion' after Hank ties Henry's arm to the mast....

Can't bloody find it.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by shemp » Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:36 am

Didn't Sinatra play him?
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 02, 2018 9:01 am

The first four bars are all you.

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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:08 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hmm.

I'm having a big idea about Lenin.

Too bad if that turns out to be a wax dummy like some folks have speculated.
A wax dummy is pretty much what an embalmed corpse is.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 02, 2018 1:29 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Hmm.

I'm having a big idea about Lenin.

Too bad if that turns out to be a wax dummy like some folks have speculated.
A wax dummy is pretty much what an embalmed corpse is.
Well then everything is in order.

Did you know Lenin's left arm can cure both piles and bourgeois formalism?
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by gnome » Fri Feb 02, 2018 6:57 pm

Pyrrho wrote:The Jesuits took it in the 1600s. The rest of him is on display in India.
I thought one of Roose Bolton's sellswords lopped it off...?
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Doctor X » Fri Feb 02, 2018 7:44 pm

HEY SPOILERS!!!!!!

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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Witness » Sat Feb 03, 2018 12:35 am

:BlowChunks:

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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by sparks » Sat Feb 03, 2018 9:48 pm

What the fuck are they doing in the Mesozoic?
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by shemp » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:25 am

sparks wrote:What the fuck are they doing in the Mesozoic?
Trolling for dinosaur cock.
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Re: Where's my golden arm?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Feb 04, 2018 1:38 am

St Francis Xavier: I say, Baboo. Have you found my contact lens yet?
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