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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:56 pm

Pure sabotage, not a Freudian double meaning thing?
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:12 pm

A double entendre. Both meanings are intended.
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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 16, 2019 1:52 am

Counterclockwise.

The right way around the drain in the hemisphere in question. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:20 am

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Oh dear.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 18, 2019 10:26 am

You win Your Mom an Internet.

--J.D.

P.S. Wow Your Mom [STOP IT!--Ed.] I think I mentioned a long time ago as a Wee Spud when the movies Ruthless People and Aliens came out, a local theater--a place where one traveled in order to view Your Mom celluloid diversions--was also hiring and daily changed their sign:
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    Aliens

    Aliens
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Et cetera.

Anyways, they KNEW this, obviously.

How the Your Mom fuck do these people not see this?

I blame sparks.

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:32 pm

I live to serve.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by ed » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:39 pm

It does not rise to the level of double entendre. It is single.

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Fri Jan 18, 2019 5:01 pm

Which part are you getting ed? The implication of the blow job or the implication of the spoken word.... :)
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:48 pm

In the Jewish religion, for New Year they ... No. The pun is just too super-lame-o. And I've done it before.

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Sorry not this time. :BigGrin3:
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Sat Jan 19, 2019 12:19 am

Thanks for sparing us. :)
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Sat Jan 19, 2019 4:46 am

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Sat Jan 19, 2019 5:35 am

Good for her.

Fuck a bunch of religulous delusional old fuckers who think Allah has given them the complete list of rulz.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Mon Jan 21, 2019 4:03 am

Contraceptive pill can be taken every day of the month, after scientists dismiss 'Pope rule'

The contraceptive pill can be taken every day of the month, new NHS guidance says as scientists have successfully dismissed the original seven-day break brought in so "the Pope would accept it" as natural.

New guidelines from the Faculty of Sexual and Reproductive Healthcare (FSRH), who set key national guidelines for the safe prescription of contraceptives, highlight that there is no health benefit to the traditional seven-day break in taking the combined contraceptive pill and scientists say the change will prevent more unwanted pregnancies.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Wed Jan 23, 2019 3:22 am

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 23, 2019 6:06 pm

Church of England: Contactless collection payments trialled (BBC)
Churches have reported a 97% increase in donations made at services trialling a digital collection box.

A partnership between technology firm SumUp and the Church of England meant the parishioners could make contactless payments using a portable device.

Churchgoers picked a sum from four options decided by the Church, before using a card or smartphone to pay.

SumUp's co-founder Marc-Alexander Christ said it was "an amazing example of tradition meeting technology".

Mr Christ, from the London-based company, said: "As congregations around the UK carry less and less cash, the donation process needs to be as easy as possible in order to harness people's generosity."

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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:33 am

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:58 am

OK. What am I looking at? :?
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by xouper » Fri Jan 25, 2019 10:26 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:58 am
OK. What am I looking at? :?
If I were to guess, I'd say it looks like five adults coming to the sudden realization they are all about to incur God's wrath because of a total immersion baptism ceremony gone a bit "off script" wherein someone accidentally — and with considerable lack of forethought — dropped the baby who then conked his (or her, or xir) head on the sharp edge of the finely sculpted and polished marble baptistery (or baptismal font) causing permanent major brain damage and now they are all going to hell, except for the kind soul who volunteered (prior to incarnation) to play the role of the baby for this gig and will be going back home to heaven after a few decades of helping a plethora of medical experts and support staff feel useful and needed. It's difficult to tell for certain from the photograph what kind of medical insurance the baby has, but perhaps a reasonable inference can be made based on the attire of the attendees. If more details would be helpful, I will be happy to oblige.