Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Sun Jan 27, 2019 11:17 pm

Yet another unshaven tit-head.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:52 am

On purpose or an apparition? :BigGrin3:
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Mon Jan 28, 2019 1:48 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Mon Jan 28, 2019 12:52 am
On purpose or an apparition? :BigGrin3:
Must have grown miraculously. :P

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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:53 am

Is there something wrong with the other nails?

How does she wash her feet?
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:21 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:53 am
Is there something wrong with the other nails?
Why, did Jesus complain about Roman hardware?
Anaxagoras wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 12:53 am
How does she wash her feet?
Holy water, stands to reason.

:P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:27 am

Bad case of toenail fungus + gold leaf.

Prayed for a healing, got a cute little apparition instead.
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Re: Heathens' corner

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Wed Jan 30, 2019 1:27 am
Bad case of toenail fungus + gold leaf.

Prayed for a healing, got a cute little apparition instead.
There's an old joke about Lourdes: paralyzed kid comes on a wheelchair, prayers, sacred waters, &c. And a miracle happens!… A brand new set of tires.

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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 31, 2019 8:38 pm

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:17 am

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Is Anax safe? :notsure:

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:50 am

Jeebus. How does she get from 'Japanese' to 'Satan's children' ?

Oh, that's right: Christianity.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:26 am

I assume that's supposed to be parody
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:08 am

sparks wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:50 am
Jeebus. How does she get from 'Japanese' to 'Satan's children' ?

Oh, that's right: Christianity.
Us rational beings know it's the Swiss. :evil:

Chocolate-mongering bastards. :notsure:
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by sparks » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:23 pm

Indeed.
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Sat Feb 02, 2019 2:52 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Feb 01, 2019 10:08 am
Us rational beings know it's the Swiss. :evil:

Chocolate-mongering bastards. :notsure:
Belgian chocolate is better. :)



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Re: Heathens' corner

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Re: Heathens' corner

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