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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:17 pm

The Pope could in principle bless the whole ocean, but then you'd have people pissing and shitting into holy water.

And fish fucking in it.

Obviously we can't have that.

Catholic holy water not is like Hindu holy water from the Ganges after all.

The effect is spiritual only.

Clear now? :BigGrin3:
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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:27 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 10:17 pm
The effect is spiritual only.
Seems sub-par, doesn't even turn it into ice6™.

My granny once brought a bottle of holy water from her orthodox church and later mistook it for vinegar (or was it my mum?). So we had blessed salad and a small family drama. :mrgreen:

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:59 am

ed wrote:
Fri Aug 02, 2019 7:16 pm
asthmatic camel wrote:
Wed Jul 31, 2019 12:20 am


Just wait until I creep up behind you in my gimp suit...

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That is not a "gimp Suit" that is a Gay leather Fetishist Suit", as you well know.
De-Bunk and I are in the habit of sending one another silly gifts when we have some spare cash. The last one I sent was a genuine latex gimp suit and a packet of pipe tobacco. As he lives out in the sticks and was out when the postman called, he had to drive several miles to the post office to collect his parcel. With his slightly bonkers girlfriend at his side.

Being an impatient sort, he couldn't wait to get home before opening his parcel.

To quote him: "I nearly shat myself!"

As I routinely address his gifts to Uri Geller and other loonies c/o his home address, his gf had a good scream, too.

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Sun Aug 04, 2019 12:57 am

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Aug 18, 2019 3:40 pm

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Witness » Mon Aug 19, 2019 12:40 am

↑ Reminded me of Rabelais' Picrocholine Wars, waged over eggs: should the shell be broken from the pointy end, or from the flatter one?

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Re: Heathens' corner

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Aug 19, 2019 1:08 am

Natural selection in action.
With a soupçon of toxoplasmosis. 8)
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