He is risen!

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Abdul Alhazred
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He is risen!

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April Fool! :propeller:
Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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"It is not I who is mad! It is I who is crazy!" -- Ren Hoek

"what dicking deep shit i produce" -- pillory

Freedom of choice
Is what you got
Freedom from choice
Is what you want

People are shitting themselves to death
Crap so much they fail to take a breath
But even when their kids are starvin'
They thought Trump would throw them Charmin.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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:mrgreen:

Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare

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Bat-shit crazy religionista. "The power of Christ compelled him...." And such.

Goddamn, what a motherfucking world.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.

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Of course He rises. He is the second lightest element.
It's "pea-can", man.

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The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Nothing odd about him at all. Nope.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
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Yeah, at my age waking up with a boner is like "Hey buddy, long time no see."
... The stars were suns, but so far away they were just little points of light ... The scale of the universe suddenly opened up to me. It was a kind of religious experience. There was a magnificence to it, a grandeur, a scale which has never left me. Never ever left me.
Carl Sagan