Some problematic Bible verses

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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:53 am

מלאתך ודמעך לא תאחר
בכור בניך תתן לי
כן תעשׂה לשרן לעאנך
שבעת ימים יהיה עם אמו
ביום השׁמיני תתנו לי
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by ed » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:21 am

Witness wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 2:42 am
ed wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:22 am
And even at the time, people weren't idiots.
As soon as the people heard Paul say a man had been raised from death, some of them started laughing. Others said, "We will hear you talk about this some other time."
– Acts 17:32
Variously translated, often with the nuance "we want to hear you".

Seems the Greeks didn't really buy into the miracle stuff.

ed wrote:
Mon Apr 29, 2019 11:22 am
They must have seen that the thing was built on sand so how did Christianity get legs?
All religions are built on sand (I'd rather say "thin air"), but Christianity happened to suit the Emperor for his political control/unification project, amidst all the various sects swarming in the Roman Empire at the time. The West could as well have turned to Mithraism:

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Constantine was 300 years later. How did the silliness last 300 years?
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 30, 2019 11:43 am

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:53 am
מלאתך ודמעך לא תאחר
בכור בניך תתן לי
כן תעשׂה לשרן לעאנך
שבעת ימים יהיה עם אמו
ביום השׁמיני תתנו לי
--J.D.
Translation:
I took My Little Dreidel out just to have some fun,
I told My Little Dreidel to kill for me his son ...
:notsure:
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Doctor X » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:06 pm

Your full produce and wine you will not withhold.
Your first-born son you will give to me.
Thus you will do with your ox and sheep.
Seven days he shall remain with his mother,
On the eighth day you shall give him to me.
--J.D.
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"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:08 pm

So I was close but no cigar. :lmao:
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by ed » Tue Apr 30, 2019 1:49 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:06 pm
Your full produce and wine you will not withhold.
Your first-born son you will give to me.
Thus you will do with your ox and sheep.
Seven days he shall remain with his mother,
On the eighth day you shall give him to me.
--J.D.
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Fid » Thu May 02, 2019 3:49 am

First born son? Dafuck bros? I only got so much gizz left, Don't tell Caleb about this.

He has his mothers eyes.

Probably way too much information.
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Fid » Thu May 02, 2019 3:56 am

I probably should delete this post but nope.
"Try SCE to AUX."
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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Doctor X » Thu May 02, 2019 5:44 am

You only have to delete your first post.

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Pyrrho » Wed May 29, 2019 10:52 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Some problematic Bible verses

Post by Doctor X » Wed May 29, 2019 1:14 pm

It will buff out:

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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