The Accounting

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Enough time has gone by for a review of where you lot stand ...

Yes
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Lets just see, shall we?
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Some of you are not really trying.
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You mean replying to your bullshit == grovelling? Or does it have to rise to the level of actual "praise":

What about damning with faint praise such as ==>
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I mean "Thanksing" = groveling

and what is this "==" crap? More modulo gay stuff? Metric????? That don't stand here. :x
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Yes of course metric.

And so gay you could plotz, Bubbee. :lmao:
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Praise the ed, praise the ed!

(That burning forever in hell bullshit just isn't for me.)
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Takes a lot to make a Floridian plotz, puddin'.
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While I see that was probably very clever, I, as a mere speck of snot on your immaculate sandal-strap, don't seem to understand it. Perhaps if I sacrificed several hundred school children ... ?



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ed wrote: Thu Jun 20, 2019 2:28 pm Takes a lot to make a Floridian plotz, puddin'.
Ever been to Key West? :P
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Fuck Key West. Nature does it every Goddamned year, so why not?
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You will notice ed addressed me as puddin'.

That is not a Brooklyn or Connecticut expression. Not even Gentiles talk that way in those places.

ed has truly assimilated. 8)

Or is Myakka Moe using his account? :o
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I dunno ed.

If you're gonna call regular politeness "groveling" it kinda makes me not want to do it anymore. Nice thread though. Just don't expect me to "thank" you for it.
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Anaxagoras wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:59 am If you're gonna call regular politeness "groveling" it kinda makes me not want to do it anymore.
Great head fake ed.

He bought it.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 12:40 pm
Anaxagoras wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:59 am If you're gonna call regular politeness "groveling" it kinda makes me not want to do it anymore.
Great head fake ed.

He bought it.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
You're only saying that because you're the one who's winning this dubious distinction. :busted:
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Anaxagoras wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:59 am I dunno ed.

If you're gonna call regular politeness "groveling" it kinda makes me not want to do it anymore. Nice thread though. Just don't expect me to "thank" you for it.

OK. I'll explain exactly once and even that will be vague. This is religion after all.

No matter what you do or how you do it or what your intentions are it (they) will be viewed in some undefinable arbitrary way subject to my own rules. The net effect is that I can cast you into the pit and acolytes will find a rationale in that Rorschach called the religion of ed.

As Lawrence commented regarding the logic of Crusader Castles: "A series of exceptions to some undiscoverable rule". That sums it up I think.

Now: grovel.
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After the manner of a liberal theologian, I define "grovel" as being a metaphor for "snicker".
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Just wait. Sodomite!!!!

God, I never called a person that. Ever. How ......... antique.

I feel "period"

You ok with that Abdul?
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I'd rather be a sodomite than a metaphor for ultimate concern.

Didn't you know? Liberal theology prohibits you from being a literal personal deity. :P

That's the biggest sin of all. Much worse than grubby little sins anyone might commit.
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There is little as elementally boring, nay, stultifying, as philosophical discussions of religion. What a waste of intellect.
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ed wrote: Fri Jun 21, 2019 10:50 pm There is little as elementally boring, nay, stultifying, as philosophical discussions of religion. What a waste of intellect.
Quite so.

Avoid them by not going around being a metaphor for ultimate concern.

QED :)
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