## Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Hot topics in delusion and rationalization.
sparks
Posts: 16828
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Witness wrote: Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:56 pm I believe in red.

"The power of RED compels you!!!11Eleventy"
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
ed
Posts: 39022
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Fid wrote: Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:48 am
ed wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2019 11:16 pm
Flacus wrote: Mon Sep 23, 2019 10:31 pm skeptics to know if spirits exist or not exist just go to the spiritist centers of the United States!

https://www.spiritist.us/spiritistcenters

I founded the first one two decades ago to fleece money from the rubes. It is working.

Anything else?
Hell fuckin' yes it's working!
Lookie here, not one but two,two centers in the same zip code.

Georgia
MABLETON
• CHRISTIAN SPIRITIST COMMUNITY OF ATLANTA ***
Mableton, GA 30126-2822
(678) 905-0476
Website: www.christianspiritism.org
Email: csca.atlanta@gmail.com

• SPIRITIST ENLIGHTMENT AND RENEWAL ***
Mableton, GA 30126-2203
Contact: Gerval Silva
(678) 698-0484
Website: www.seratlanta.com
Email: seratlantaspiritist@gmail.com

I love rural Georgia. All those calls are routed to my call center outside of Orlando where I have dialect trained Indians ("Dot" indians, not "How" indians) ready to answer questions and take donations.

This is Sakreet.

She brought in $375,765 last year. She has a third grad education but sounds like Dolly Pardon. Paid her$150,000. She also does training. Brought in her extended family, all 103 of them. Young children are remarkably effective fund raisers. Sakreet came up with the idea of introducing a slight lisp in their speech. WOW!!. Revenues up 22%!!!

Thank God (me!) for people like Flatus. It is because of them that I get to live the American Dream. Sakreet and her fellow workers too!
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19661
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Couldn't you have hired an NBL?
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Rob Lister
Posts: 22946
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm
Title: Incipient toppler
Location: Swimming in Lake Ed

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

What the fuck are you talking about? That is an NBL!
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19661
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Nah. This is an NBL.

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19661
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

NBL=

Not an NBL=

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
ed
Posts: 39022
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

You have enough Sakreets you get whatever you want. But what am I doing? I asked the question and I am answering myself.
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85869
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Nothing against you guys of course, but I think the other sexual moiety need a little representation in this thread.

The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
ed
Posts: 39022
Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm
Title: G_D

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Tom
asthmatic camel
Posts: 19661
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Damnit, you guys, (not Abdul, obviously), are distracting me from model railway building.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Witness
Posts: 30146
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Are there NBLs in the spirit world?

If not I'm not interested.
Flacus
Posts: 54
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:19 pm

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

asthmatic camel
Posts: 19661
Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm
Title: Forum commie nun.
Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle.

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.
Witness
Posts: 30146
Joined: Thu Sep 19, 2013 5:50 pm

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

I believe in red.

Flacus
Posts: 54
Joined: Sun Sep 08, 2019 8:19 pm

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

I was wondering why skeptics don't believe in spirits? I want a no-joke scientific explanation !?
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85869
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Gotta be Doctor X, here for the NBLs.

Or maybe Lister ditto.

Gotta be.
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
sparks
Posts: 16828
Joined: Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:13 pm
Location: Friar McWallclocks Bar -- Where time stands still while you lean over!

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

Flacus wrote: Fri Oct 04, 2019 12:08 pm I was wondering why skeptics don't believe in spirits? I want a no-joke scientific explanation !?
The short answer is: There is no good evidence.
All your evidences to date are anecdotal bullshit and do not hold up under scrutiny. As indeed are all the 'evidences' available on the www. Which is why yours suck as this is where your are getting them.
You can lead them to knowledge, but you can't make them think.
Rob Lister
Posts: 22946
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm
Title: Incipient toppler
Location: Swimming in Lake Ed

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

no. the tempo and vernacular in the more engaging posts closely match ed. It's ed.
Abdul Alhazred
Posts: 85869
Joined: Mon Jun 07, 2004 1:33 pm
Title: Yes, that one.
Location: Not quite Chicago

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

C'mon ed, 'fess up.
The arc of the moral universe bends towards chaos.
People who believe God or History are on their side provide the chaos.
Rob Lister
Posts: 22946
Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm
Title: Incipient toppler
Location: Swimming in Lake Ed

### Re: Existence of spirits! do not know ..

I recind my claim that it was ed, and here's why.

Identical posts appear on the Skeptics Society Forum by a new member, Kundalino, starting about 5 days after Flatulence joined here.
https://www.skepticforum.com/search.php ... 4&sr=posts

Therefore, it's probably someone that posts at least sometimes both here and there. I can think of only four people: Me, Abdul, Pyrrho, and ... drumbeat please ... Robinson.

And amongst those four, who is the biggest troll?
It's Robinson. 99.978% positive.