Straight talk from a cop about Hell

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Straight talk from a cop about Hell

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Latest Chick tract:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp

Great sensitivity on racial issues, too. :roll:
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Re: Straight talk from a cop about Hell

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:Latest Chick tract:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1017/1017_01.asp

Great sensitivity on racial issues, too. :roll:
Classic Chick. Disappointing, though. I was hoping Grandma was going to gut Ice Man like a fish. Sigh.
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Post by RCC »

Wow.

Just what we need, a cop that not only lets someone get within knife range, but uses prayer to protect himself instead of a firearm. I wonder which has the greater capacity for collateral damage?

All that prayer and preaching on the public dime.

This is before we get into the fact that they had that whole catching up preaching and prayer session with the mob while that injured cop is still lying on the ground bleeding to death. What the fuck happened to Clancy? It even looks like they just drove off without him.

Sort of a metaphor for organized religion if you think about it ...
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:oops: Barf bag! Quick!

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Post by Nigel »

Chick would be funny if he weren't so pathetic.

Come to think of it, he's funny anyway.
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Post by Quester_X »

That doesn't look like his usual art style. Is there more than one artist working for the company, or has Jack just finally learned how to draw? :P
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Well, for one thing, the bad guy isn't horrifically ugly.
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Quester_X wrote:That doesn't look like his usual art style. Is there more than one artist working for the company, or has Jack just finally learned how to draw? :P
Like many cartoonists, even mainstream ones like Garry Trudeau, Chick has heen letting others do the artwork while doing the srories, for a while.
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I can never read a Chick Tract from start to finish. Every time I try my brain tries to cut off circulation to my eyeballs.
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Post by Blue Monk »

Thise things are always so absurd that they're hard to even comment on.

Yeah right, a whole gang of blood-thirsty thugs suddenly on their knees.

I'll be that happens all the time.
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Post by thatguywhojuggles »

So let me get this straight... Junior and his friends attack a police officer and threaten to kill another police officer, and the police solve the problem by getting them to pray. Then the officers leave the scene without making any arrests? Shouldn't they have at least arrested someone for hurting "Clancy"?
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Post by Huntsman »

Clancy must've been one of those devil-worshipping aetheists. Let em bleed, they aren't really human anyway, you know.

I mean, come on!! The guy didn't even try to pray when he got attacked, how Christian can he be?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred »

Huntsman wrote:Clancy must've been one of those devil-worshipping aetheists. Let em bleed, they aren't really human anyway, you know.

I mean, come on!! The guy didn't even try to pray when he got attacked, how Christian can he be?
For more racial baloney a la Chick, there's always <a href="http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/006 ... .asp">Soul Story</a>.

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