Satan is attacking me!

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Abdul Alhazred
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Satan is attacking me!

Post by Abdul Alhazred »

No not Abdul Alhazred. Why would Satan attack me?

This poor gal who calls herself "LilHappy" is complaining of Satanic attack.

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This is from the computer pissing on the Bible forum.

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http://bibleforums.org/forum/showthread.php?t=24278
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Post by Coz »

LILHAPPY-Satan is probably attacking me because this time last year I was getting drunk and fooling around
So thats why liver hurts, and well that itch...best not talk about that.
Pesky Satan.

Or is it satan in satin?!..ohh sexy...
(usually i don't pick on peoples bad spelling cause i'm pretty crap myself, but some days i'm in a smiting mood) :twisted:
B33-
Surely its satin, for he decives so well he makes people belive what they think is true so much that it makes sence to them, holy eyes can see past it.
Part of me still believes its all a parody, it can't be real, can it??
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Post by Loon »

I followed that link. I have to say that their way of thinking is utterly and completely alien to me. Not hostile, just totally foreign. I wonder what they think when they come here...

I certainly am not filled with hope of being able to communicate...
I guess there he chose to err on the side of more votes. -[size=75]Grammatron[/size]

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Post by RedShift »

Why would satin attack her for getting drunk and fooling around? He would be egging her on surely.

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I have administered unction on 'er.

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Post by Bottle or the Gun »

It's good to see that she gave herself '6 months to a year' to start her mission. That gives God plenty of time to defeat Satan so she can change her mind about uprooting her life and go back to shopping at the mall and buying her soy decaf mocha latte's without those annoying demonic assaults.


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I think someone with photoshop should start a 'Jesus, LilHappy' Thread.
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Post by a_unique_person »

Tell her to let me know when she wants to start fooling around and drinking again. Would she be a bourbon and coke drinker, do you think?

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Post by Bottle or the Gun »

a_unique_person wrote:Tell her to let me know when she wants to start fooling around and drinking again. Would she be a bourbon and coke drinker, do you think?
Her EPT probabaly went blue and scared the crap out of her when she was hungover. She'll get over it the first time her and her gal-pals hit some late night rave and a guy that looks like Brad Pitt gives her the time of day again.

B33's response to her post: "Surely its satin, for he decives so well he makes people belive what they think is true"

If I didn't dislike Bush so much, this would be my new sig-line quote.
Tell the story about how God lost his breakfast cereal. Oh wait, that was the Trix rabbit. I get them confused because they are both made up - American Dad