why can't nerds swim?

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LadyGaia95
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why can't nerds swim?

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i know dozens of nerds and so does a friend. none of them can swim . not bashing nerds or anything but i cant help but notice this. a nerd i knew named miichael hilling (19) drowned when he fell off a seawall to get back a water bottle that his gf had accidentally dropped in , you can look that name up if you want theres articles on that ... i just find it weird, nerds are supposed to be smart , but almost every nerd ive known doesnt know about a simple life skill such as swimming ?? is there something about nerds which stops them from staying afloat ? i know more black people who can swim and they have a valid excuse because many blacks have denser / bigger bones..what's a nerds excuse ?

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First!

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Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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This shit again. :roll:

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He is full of it.

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That doesn't mean he has to spew it all over the interwebz does it?
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Cannot spew far in the Corn Field.

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"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
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