Snake oil

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Re: Snake oil

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Saw this:

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Which reminded me of this thread. :oldman:

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Seems legit. I'll take a dozen.
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Re: Snake oil

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From French woo peddlers:

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Electromagnetic hygiene
Protection against and detection of waves

universal grounding mat – grounding blanket/tartan rug – grounding body strip "Earthing" (more prestigious in English)

Lots more stuff: https://www.navoti-shop.com/164-hygiene ... magnetique

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Is that for your stereo, your computer, or do you plug it into your (pardon my French) derrière?
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Re: Snake oil

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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:45 pm
Is that for your stereo, your computer
As I understand it they sell gizmos to "ground" anything, but these are for your body. Your sleep is so much healthier when under a wave-repelling blanket connected to Mother Earth, stands to reason.

Yet I've seen no tinfoil hat in the catalog.

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Mar 23, 2019 3:45 pm
or do you plug it into your (pardon my French) derrière?
Now, now, Abdul!

But you should definitely patent the grounded butt-plug: $$$!

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It insures regularity, lowers your chance of colo-rectal cancer, and it vibrates in any one of 8 different patterns via remote control! It also has the awkward property of turning you into a lightning rod. But hey, if Gawd wants to get you, he's gonna get you. So vibe on up there you damned deviated preverts!
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