The most efficient method of wiping out humanity?

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Okay guys.

Looks like the proof of concept has run its course.
UNITED NATIONS – Health ministers from 11 West African countries began a two-day Emergency Ministerial meeting in Accra, Ghana, Wednesday amid concern the outbreak of the Ebola virus that began in Ghana could spread across their region as an uncontrolled pandemic.

In a statement distributed at the United Nations, the World Health Organization, WHO, classified the current Ebola outbreak as the worst ever.

The outbreak traces back to cases appearing in rural Guinea in March, which spread across Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone. So far, a total of 750 cases and 455 deaths have been reported in the affected countries, according to WHO.
http://www.wnd.com/2014/07/u-n-warns-eb ... erP5bIA.99

Lets dial it back a notch.

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Miles wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Then it would kill you as well.

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In which case, Flounder shall be my first test subject.

(Yes, everyone would be sterile, but it should be fairly species-specific -- reproductive systems are quite varied among different animals, hence it should not pose a danger to other species or threaten the environment like a nuclear warhead would.)
I don't think you'd need to sterilise Flounder, the odds against him ever figuring out how to reproduce are immense.
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The most effective method of wiping out populations is following what Japan is doing to it people. Replacing normal sex with fetishism for anime characters a substitution that is greatly reducing the population of Japan. The Japanese have an aging population reaching advanced senility and a younger population dating anime characters. It is the same country that chose a large red dot to represent their country which the American bombers used as target practice before the actual bombing of Japan's two major cities.

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asthmatic camel wrote:I don't think you'd need to sterilise Flounder, the odds against him ever figuring out how to reproduce are immense.
Indeed.

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asthmatic camel wrote:
Miles wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Then it would kill you as well.

--J.D.

In which case, Flounder shall be my first test subject.

(Yes, everyone would be sterile, but it should be fairly species-specific -- reproductive systems are quite varied among different animals, hence it should not pose a danger to other species or threaten the environment like a nuclear warhead would.)
I don't think you'd need to sterilise Flounder, the odds against him ever figuring out how to reproduce are immense.
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WND, Lister?

Really?
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:WND, Lister?

Really?
I'm not sure the source matters given the otherwise satirical context.

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Follow Americas example.

Total population about 300 million.

Total guns sold to Americans over 320 million guns.

Number of Americans killed by guns over 30,000 annually.

Guns are not the problem. Getting Americans to use them more frequently is!!!

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Covid, huh? Very clever Tyler. Tell me it wasn't you. I haven't been fucked like this since grade school.

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Shut the fuck up
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Wed Mar 12, 2014 1:52 pm
... something like the Nazi death factories, but apply modern "green" industrial methods.

I mention the Nazis rather than the Communists, because the Communists made an even worse environmental mess killing millions old fashioned way.

If not distracted by fighting a war against all your enemies at once, you could probably kill many times more than the Nazis did and catch up to the Communists and then some.

The gassing bit is good, but the Nazi era crematoria are out of the question. They need to be redesigned along the lines of so-called clean coal plants. That still leaves the carbon dioxide problem, but perhaps getting rid of that many people would make up for it.

If not, throw in some carbon credits or something. :)

I had forgotten all about this thread. Thinking it over in light of recent developments, I still think my previous idea was correct.

Covid? If we rescind all the emergency measures and try to get back to normal while hot spots like NYC burn out, a lot of people will die and it will be terrible. But populations eventually recovering from plagues is just about exactly what our species was evolved for. And that's even without medical science on the job.

As for violent crimes etc, we're still way behind Renaissance European levels and that was a dynamic period with a whole mess of population growth after a plague.

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