The most efficient method of wiping out humanity?

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The most effective method of wiping out populations is following what Japan is doing to it people. Replacing normal sex with fetishism for anime characters a substitution that is greatly reducing the population of Japan. The Japanese have an aging population reaching advanced senility and a younger population dating anime characters. It is the same country that chose a large red dot to represent their country which the American bombers used as target practice before the actual bombing of Japan's two major cities.
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asthmatic camel wrote:I don't think you'd need to sterilise Flounder, the odds against him ever figuring out how to reproduce are immense.
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asthmatic camel wrote:
Miles wrote:
Doctor X wrote:Then it would kill you as well.

--J.D.

In which case, Flounder shall be my first test subject.

(Yes, everyone would be sterile, but it should be fairly species-specific -- reproductive systems are quite varied among different animals, hence it should not pose a danger to other species or threaten the environment like a nuclear warhead would.)
I don't think you'd need to sterilise Flounder, the odds against him ever figuring out how to reproduce are immense.
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Abdul Alhazred wrote:WND, Lister?

Really?
I'm not sure the source matters given the otherwise satirical context.
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Follow Americas example.

Total population about 300 million.

Total guns sold to Americans over 320 million guns.

Number of Americans killed by guns over 30,000 annually.

Guns are not the problem. Getting Americans to use them more frequently is!!!
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Covid, huh? Very clever Tyler. Tell me it wasn't you. I haven't been fucked like this since grade school.
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Shut the fuck up
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