Humans Need Not Apply
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I like the happy music. Nice touch!
Happiness will be mandatory in the coming robotocracy. That one dude seems like just another cog in the machine there. Seems like a robot should replace him too.
Happiness will be mandatory in the coming robotocracy. That one dude seems like just another cog in the machine there. Seems like a robot should replace him too.
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
William Shakespeare
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Uh oh.Abdul Alhazred wrote:Meanwhile, the robots who exterminate the humans at the end of RUR, go on to 'build many houses'.
Not that robots need houses, but build houses is what they were designed to do.

Robots May Help Build Your Next Home and Solve a Labor Shortage
American Journal of Transportation
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↑ Assembling off-site produced parts is already old-school.
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That's a robot, right?
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That's a robot, right?
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No. THESE are robots (the three on the right).Witness wrote: That's a robot, right?


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Amputee Tilly with her new bionic arm. This was her first few seconds wearing it.
It was the last time she was seen alive. The arm was last scene heading toward the Whitehouse.
It was the last time she was seen alive. The arm was last scene heading toward the Whitehouse.
Such potential!
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Wow,just fucking wow my dad lost a leg in a tornado when he was 14 years old. He would have loved this.Bruce wrote:Amputee Tilly with her new bionic arm. This was her first few seconds wearing it.
It was the last time she was seen alive. The arm was last scene heading toward the Whitehouse.
Unless of course it's utter bullshit. I hope it's not.
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Yeah, me and an electrified atmosphere ain't friends.
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There have been some other pictures of it--see the Kittens Thread on Banter.
May not be perfect, but it is an improvement.
There are so many basic problems with prosthetics, particularly with "load bearing" types like legs. Pressure on the stump. No matter how you try, a "stump" cannot be designed to "bear weight" so you will have problems. At least with an arm you do not have that problem. You will have problems with the remaining arm bearing a load, for example.
Still, a quibble.
I am sure prayer brought all of this, right?
--J.D.
May not be perfect, but it is an improvement.
There are so many basic problems with prosthetics, particularly with "load bearing" types like legs. Pressure on the stump. No matter how you try, a "stump" cannot be designed to "bear weight" so you will have problems. At least with an arm you do not have that problem. You will have problems with the remaining arm bearing a load, for example.
Still, a quibble.
I am sure prayer brought all of this, right?
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He would have looked pretty silly with a hand attached to his leg stump.Fid wrote: Wow,just fucking wow my dad lost a leg in a tornado when he was 14 years old. He would have loved this.
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Now that's a damned shame: Video unavailable.
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There is a Your Mom joke there . . . somewhere. . . .
--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome




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Yea, except she doesn't have any videos: In fact, film was brand new when she was of babe age!
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We have the etchings. . . .
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome




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BWAHAHAA... She was a real looker before electricity, eh? 

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Decency prevents me from posting the cave drawings. . . .
--J.D.
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome




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On that note:
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--J. "It's No Point Anyway, We Have the Preliminary Sketches" D.
P.S. The "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" played by the much beloved Ron Lacey--Toth or "Good EVENING Fraulein!"--from Raiders of the Lost Arc and many others. His weight varied due to the need for steroids for a medical condition.
P.P.S. [youtube][/youtube]
P.P.P.S. "Do I behold? A Nugget? Of the PUREST . . . GREEN?!!"
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--J. "It's No Point Anyway, We Have the Preliminary Sketches" D.
P.S. The "Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells" played by the much beloved Ron Lacey--Toth or "Good EVENING Fraulein!"--from Raiders of the Lost Arc and many others. His weight varied due to the need for steroids for a medical condition.
P.P.S. [youtube][/youtube]
P.P.P.S. "Do I behold? A Nugget? Of the PUREST . . . GREEN?!!"
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!!
NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup!
SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!! 
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome




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The BJ machine isn't really a robot, only an existing type of sex toy with an unconvincing face like mask front end.
There may well be sex robots at some point. But they will go the way of analog video disks.
There may well be sex robots at some point. But they will go the way of analog video disks.
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Still works for me. Guess you just need special permissions.sparks wrote:Now that's a damned shame: Video unavailable.

Such potential!