Wind Turbines

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by sparks » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:06 am

" “Germany has fallen short of its emission targets in part because its targets were so ambitious,” "

Didn't Germany shut down all it's nuke plants like a bunch of whiny little bitches after Fukushima?
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jun 23, 2019 11:39 am

sparks wrote:
Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:06 am
" “Germany has fallen short of its emission targets in part because its targets were so ambitious,” "

Didn't Germany shut down all it's nuke plants like a bunch of whiny little bitches after Fukushima?
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:47 am

No!

Immigrants! Muslims! They shut down the nuclear power plants!!!11!




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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Witness » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:05 am

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by sparks » Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:29 pm

Cue Jeff Wayne.

"No one would've believed that in the last years of the 19th century..."

And shit. :)
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Witness » Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:56 pm

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Bahrain.

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by ed » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:07 pm

Witness wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:56 pm
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Bahrain.
Vibrations, standing waves, concrete cracking?

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:16 pm

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by ed » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:27 pm



Whoomp Whoomp Whoomp
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Rob Lister » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:32 pm

that was fucking sexy.

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by ed » Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:57 pm

You liked my crack????
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by sparks » Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:06 pm

No. Not touching this one.

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jul 01, 2019 5:49 pm

Witness wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:56 pm
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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Witness » Tue Jul 02, 2019 3:21 am

Men of little faith (except Abdul, who got it), you've earned a promotional video:



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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by ceptimus » Tue Jul 02, 2019 7:05 am

The rarely spinning turbines of the Strata Tower, south London

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When the tower was proposed, the developers claimed that the three turbines would generate 8% of the tower’s electricity needs, but seeing as the things don’t appear to have moved for months, we suspect that figure is closer to 0% most days. It seems that the posh folks living in the upper floor penthouses objected to the noise and vibration of the spinning blades.

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jul 02, 2019 9:17 am

sparks wrote:
Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:06 pm
No. Not touching this one.

Doc?
I am not sure Gram's Mom would touch it.

[Your Mom?--Ed.]

Even she has standards . . . apparently.

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Re: Wind Turbines

Post by sparks » Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:24 pm

I dunno. She might if you fed her enough Vodka.





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