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Are you old enough and nerd enough to know this already?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:01 am

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Post by gnome » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:30 am

Now I'm wondering which version of the "turbo" button I had. I left it on religiously, and wondered why anyone would ever turn it off.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:31 am

gnome wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:30 am
Now I'm wondering which version of the "turbo" button I had. I left it on religiously, and wondered why anyone would ever turn it off.
Old enough but not nerd enough. :p
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:47 am

Had a Turbo button that made my PC go from 8mHz to 12mHz clock speed. Blazing fast.
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Post by robinson » Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:59 am

No, it was not.
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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Apr 23, 2019 10:40 am

But I had a math co-processor installed!
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Post by sparks » Tue Apr 23, 2019 12:53 pm

Right up there with one's first 100 MB hard drive.

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Post by gnome » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:29 pm

I DID get a math co-processor installed into my 8086. Used it for my Calculus 3 coursework.
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Post by ed » Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:51 pm

Jeez ... I remember going to a computer expo in NYC in ... 1977 or 78 maybe? And they haad this new thing ...Winchester Technology!!! You had to wire it in yourself but it had MEGABYTES!!!!!

Funniest thing was this carousel that stored VHS tapes for "mass storage"....
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Post by sparks » Wed Apr 24, 2019 2:58 am

Holy fuck. Did your lights dim when you powered it up?
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Post by Doctor X » Wed Apr 24, 2019 6:54 am

You know my Mac came with a RAM Disk.

A fucking RAM Disk!

Which meant that . . . like . . . maybe . . . I had not only MOAR of the RAM I had ALL of the RAM!

Fags.

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Post by sparks » Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:40 am

Just another Jobs Wet Dream(tm) Doc. Try to remain calm. :) (Unless this is an iHaveAllYourMoney euphemism for SSD, in which case you're right. :x In this eventuality I shall remain jealous until my next laptop purchase which must, of course, include the wondrous new technology. I understand it's rather much faster than ... spinning discs. :) )
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Re: Are you old enough and nerd enough to know this already?

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:05 am

gnome wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:29 pm
I DID get a 8087 math co-processor installed into along side my 8086.
fify

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Post by Doctor X » Wed Apr 24, 2019 1:23 pm

sparks wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:40 am
(Unless this is an iHaveAllYourMoney euphemism for SSD, in which case you're right. :x In this eventuality I shall remain jealous until my next laptop purchase which must, of course, include the wondrous new technology. I understand it's rather much faster than ... spinning discs. :) )
*Smug*

Actually, I always thought it was a way of making your UNUSED HARD DRIVE SPACE LIKE RAM!1!! SO . . . MOAR RAM!!!1!! but no. I learn something new everyday, but BACK IN THE DAY, it was advertised as a way of speeding up your Mac like you had "MOAR t3h RAM."

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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: Are you old enough and nerd enough to know this already?

Post by gnome » Wed Apr 24, 2019 4:10 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:05 am
gnome wrote:
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:29 pm
I DID get a 8087 math co-processor installed into along side my 8086.
fify
Quite correct.

dipshit
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Re: Are you old enough and nerd enough to know this already?

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:41 am

I quite like being correct. And a dipshit.