Heating Solutions

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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:44 am

I don't want to heat my home with hair driers, irons or lightbulbs, either.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by ed » Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:34 am

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PRODUCT DETAILS
Warmth Rating:

Fabric:
Rugged cotton duck or poly/cotton blend twill
Hollofil®-insulated protection
Features:
Wind, abrasion and snag resistant
Insulated, removable zippered hood
Double-thick knit turtleneck and rib-knit cuffs keep body heat in
Bi-swing action back for ease of movement
Convenient side-leg zippers
Plenty of pockets, including pass-thru access to pants
Two-way front zipper
Triple-needle stitching
10-oz. 100% cotton duck or 7-oz. 65% polyester/35% cotton twill
8-oz. polyester Hollofil® insulation
Machine wash, dry
Imported
Problem fucking solved now stop whining and go and outlaw knives or something.
Also note that I found one with features that should be of particular interest to you (highlighted for the impaired)

I see why you lost all your overseas possessions and why the bloody Mics kicked your ass. You are dithering about an easily solved problem. Thank god Adolf isn't around today. Jesus Christ on a restricted firearm you people are pathetic. Are you calling a town meeting to address the issue? Are you going to make sure you don't BBQ pork so that the goddamn moslim snowflakes don't get the damn vapors .... oh excuse me I meant "vapours".

Faggot

ETA: SIX FUCKING PAGES ON THIS??????

Thats it. Get over here.

Closer

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Now, go order the damn clothing, Ralphie, and come up with a topic that resonates.
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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Sep 14, 2019 1:32 pm

George Orwell wrote: ... It is not really very uncomfortable to be dirty -- not nearly so uncomfortable as having a cold bath on a winter morning. ...
EVIDENCES

Just sayin' :)
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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by asthmatic camel » Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:06 pm

ed wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:34 am
Imported
Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by Witness » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:27 am

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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by ed » Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:29 am

asthmatic camel wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:06 pm
ed wrote:
Sat Sep 14, 2019 11:34 am
Imported
Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...
You wode wearing bastard. Just buy a fuggin' coat and shut up already.

Whats going to happen is you are going to save 50p and you and your wife are going to go up in a conflagration or a visitor is going to trip on the damn wires and sue you. This is not going to end well.
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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by sparks » Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:33 am

Settle the fuck down folks, it's just a fucking space heater.

Jesus titty fucking Christ.
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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by ed » Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:56 am

But but Trump :x :x :x
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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:57 pm

But but but, building English character. :P

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Re: Heating Solutions

Post by Witness » Mon Sep 16, 2019 12:32 am

Go Victorian:

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Spoiler:
In-built bread warmer. :mrgreen: