Heating Solutions

[asthmatic camel]

Is she big enough such that we don't have to actually see each other?

Bottom line: just do what I fucking tell you. Get some very small 500-watt space heaters complete with tiny fans. Total cost, one at $20 bucks for a small room, two at $40 for a large room. That's it. Turn them on when you're in the room, off when you're not. If you're determined to heat your house by electricity, that is the cheapest AND most efficient way.

And pass the soap.

I don't want fucking fan heaters. They're noisy, dry the air, blow dust, which I'm allergic to, all over the place, don't last long and can't be hung on the wall or used in bathrooms.

Here you go, dwahling...

[Witness]

Cold weather will be the acid test.

But do we still have cold weather, even in Britland?

[ceptimus]

Fan heaters don't "dry the air" - you need a dehumidifier to do that. Something that dries the air has to put the captured water somewhere.

[ceptimus]

Cold weather will be the acid test.

But do we still have cold weather, even in Britland?

A.C. will let us know, I'm sure, about four months from now...

[sparks]

Fan heaters don't "dry the air" - you need a dehumidifier to do that. Something that dries the air has to put the captured water somewhere.

No, but by raising the temp, the lower the relative humidity.

[asthmatic camel]

I don't want to heat my home with hair driers, irons or lightbulbs, either.

[ed]

PRODUCT DETAILS
Warmth Rating:

Fabric:
Rugged cotton duck or poly/cotton blend twill
Hollofil®-insulated protection
Features:
Wind, abrasion and snag resistant
Insulated, removable zippered hood
Double-thick knit turtleneck and rib-knit cuffs keep body heat in
Bi-swing action back for ease of movement
Convenient side-leg zippers
Plenty of pockets, including pass-thru access to pants
Two-way front zipper
Triple-needle stitching
10-oz. 100% cotton duck or 7-oz. 65% polyester/35% cotton twill
8-oz. polyester Hollofil® insulation
Machine wash, dry
Imported

Problem fucking solved now stop whining and go and outlaw knives or something.
Also note that I found one with features that should be of particular interest to you (highlighted for the impaired)

I see why you lost all your overseas possessions and why the bloody Mics kicked your ass. You are dithering about an easily solved problem. Thank god Adolf isn't around today. Jesus Christ on a restricted firearm you people are pathetic. Are you calling a town meeting to address the issue? Are you going to make sure you don't BBQ pork so that the goddamn moslim snowflakes don't get the damn vapors .... oh excuse me I meant "vapours".

Faggot

ETA: SIX FUCKING PAGES ON THIS??????

Thats it. Get over here.

Closer



Now, go order the damn clothing, Ralphie, and come up with a topic that resonates.

[asthmatic camel]

Imported

Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...

[Witness]

[ed]

Imported

Fuggin' 'Murricans.

Can't even be bothered to make their own tacky clothes, now...

You wode wearing bastard. Just buy a fuggin' coat and shut up already.

Whats going to happen is you are going to save 50p and you and your wife are going to go up in a conflagration or a visitor is going to trip on the damn wires and sue you. This is not going to end well.

[sparks]

Settle the fuck down folks, it's just a fucking space heater.

Jesus titty fucking Christ.

[ed]

But but Trump

[Witness]

Go Victorian:

Spoiler:

In-built bread warmer.

[asthmatic camel]

Just to piss off ed & Listy, it's now officially fucking freezing here but Mrs. C. and I are not. Nor are we skint.

[Rob Lister]

Go Victorian:

Spoiler:

In-built bread warmer.

I would so like to have that. I would refinish it and install it in my home office. Of course I'd have to also install a boiler in the garage to power it, but that's no problem. I would keep socks in the warmer.

[Rob Lister]

Just to piss off ed & Listy, it's now officially fucking freezing here but Mrs. C. and I are not. Nor are we skint.

I bet you're wearing a sweater.

[asthmatic camel]

Nope, I'm prancing around naked!

(Actually, I'm wearing my cycling Lycra, which is close.)

[asthmatic camel]

Not merely naked, but prancing.

Hobbling would be more precise as I've just got out of hospital after a couple of bad falls.

But still, a man has to try...

[Rob Lister]

A real man would not be hospitalized after only a couple of bad falls. It would take at least a dozen.

Pussy.

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It's horrible here.

DO NOT COME HERE!!!!!!

[asthmatic camel]

A real man would not be hospitalized after only a couple of bad falls. It would take at least a dozen.

Pussy.

It may very well have been a dozen, I'd been on a massive bender.

[Witness]

[asthmatic camel]

My father had a coal, (or pretty much anything), burning Aga when he retired to a remote old farmhouse in Wales. It was a pain in the arse but the house was alwas warm!

Very much like this...

[Rob Lister]

It's cracked.

[ed]

Made in England

[Witness]

[Witness]

[asthmatic camel]

The results are in! (I know ed and Lister have been waiting with bated breath.)

We're paying slightly less than we were using the gas central heating. A success.

[Rob Lister]

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[Witness]

A success.

How did winter 2020 compare to 2019 in the UK? We had no snow at all and temperatures seldom dropped below zero.

[asthmatic camel]

Roughly the same overall, although February was unusually warm last year. We rarely get snow where I am but night-time temperatures typically drop below zero from December to April.

[Rob Lister]

I fixed it better.