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I've always had an interest in carnivorous plants. When I was a wee lad, just starting out in my endeavors, I tried to use Gibberellic acid to delve into hidden truths not meant for man. The idea was to put it on carnivorous plats to foster unnatural growth and, hopefully, get them big enough to devour dogs and, dare I say it, humans.

Let us simply put closure on this phase of my life by admitting that the results were examined and found wanting. :cry: I couldn't reduce the pet population of my neighborhood let alone catch the random postman.

Fast forward. In florida, my new home, there are a variety of CPs that are indigenous, viz.

https://carnivoreculture.com/fun-and-mo ... n-florida/

Behold a field of Sarracenia flava
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So, bear with me now, my intention is to acquire a variety of specimens and plant them on the desolate, fog enshrouded shores of Lake Ed. Far from humanity but within the range of the grandchildren. I will then care for these green critters and try to foster growth, unnatural growth. :twisted:

You see where I am going with this?

Unlike crawfish, these things cannot escape from my sight.

Think of it ... the unwary traveler walking the shoreline of Lake Ed, blissfully unaware of the mortal danger, wandering , unknowing, between the Scylla of ravenous Crawdads and the Charybdis of slavering unnatural plantoid demons from some fetid Floridian hell.

Bwahahahahahahahaha

I will be ordering shortly. I will report back.
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Do they just eat small insects, or do the whole mess of them nibble away at larger game?
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City boy.
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They eat tiny stuff though there are some large pitcher plants that trap and digest small mammals. That is something that I have read but don't understand. A mouse could easily gnaw thru the wall of a pitcher plant.

You might be thinking of the sundew.

The trapping end is small, maybe <1/10" (traditionally, imperial measures are used in discussions of carnivorous plants>

Think, though, of how cool it would be if it were say a yard long!!!!!
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Have you ever seen "Day Of The Triffids" ed?
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Or Little Shop of Horrors? :coolspecs:

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Good call AA. I'd forgotten that one.
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ed wrote:
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I will be ordering shortly. I will report back.
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Well thank you both. I need to talk to some dealer about best times to plant and so on.

Hey doc, how about that patronizing gif. I seem to have need of it regularly when replying to Abdul, Butcher of the Casbah
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Although they thrive in opposite environments (swampy vs. dry) you might consider ant lions. They are truly delightfully horrid little monsters. The nephews got a new ones when they visited. It does give one an appreciation of both a terrifying predator and an ant colony. Like beekeeping but with dehydrated ants instead of honey.
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Oh and ya don't want yer bats getting all friendly like with yer nepenthes.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardwicke%27s_woolly_bat
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