New! Quick and easy way to destroy the natural world

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Back home n 2003 I won against this shit

But like most battles against techno fascist, you never really win


You don’t keep a constant eye on the fuckers, they destroy decades of effort in a few days
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Simply hire a bunch of eds to shoot any fucker who leaves their shit behind on the beach.

And feed their remains to the fish.
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It’s not actually the trash, it’s the seaweed the machine is after

The very seaweed that nourishes the dune plants

They now scrape it up (killing everything) and dump it into dumpsters and haul it to the landfill
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'Murricans don't expect seaweed at the beach?

I'm struggling to compute.
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The hotels and resorts absolutely hate the seaweed

So do a lot of people
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That's...

Quaint.
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Coney Island, Brighton Beach (the one adjacent to Coney Island not the real one in the UK), and the whole line of developed barrier island beaches down that way are largely artificial structures (though they don't look it), and seaweed is seldom seen.

But the neighborhood beaches on Staten Island are seaweed heaven.

So it all depends where the Horrific Machine is being used. You'rs not really destroying an ecosystem if you use it to pick up litter on Coney Island.

Coney Island historical trivia:
Look at a map. Not really an island, though it was an island.
One Andrew Culver built a resort hotel there and a railroad to get there.
Dumping sand in the Coney Island channel was Cheaper than building a bridge.
Now THAT'S destroying an ecosystem. :)
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Herman Melville wrote Moby-Dick on Coney island in 1849
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