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Post by Bruce » Wed Sep 29, 2004 7:37 pm


Ok, I did authorize that particular tree to be felled, but it was one of my lumbering moments, you understand. I'm still completely against felling trees.
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Post by Evolver » Thu Sep 30, 2004 1:37 am


Hey Dick! This twig looks like a pretzel. (Chomp! Munch! Munch! Munch!) Ack! Hunnnhhgh! <choke!> Blbbbbph! Mummggghhph! Accck! P'tuuuiee! Thanks again, Dick.


That's the third time this month! But don't worry, we're clearing out this forest, there may be oil underneath it.
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