The Official SC "Gun Free Zone" Mass Shooting Thread

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Post by Grammatron » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:12 pm

Is this real thwarting, or one of those things corplinx posts about where they find some dummy and entrap him into committing a crime they then stop?

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Post by EvilYeti » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:22 pm

Grammatron wrote:Is this real thwarting, or one of those things corplinx posts about where they find some dummy and entrap him into committing a crime they then stop?
Yes.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 26, 2016 11:48 pm

Targeting a Masonic temple?

I wonder what's up with that?

Did a Mason dishonor his sister?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 27, 2016 12:59 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Targeting a Masonic temple?

I wonder what's up with that?

Did a Mason dishonor his sister?
In case you hadn't noticed, conspiracy whackos are trotting out all the classics lately; Masons, The Rothschilds, The Jooooooos, etc.

That one would target a Masonic Temple is about as surprising as the sun rising in the morning.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:06 am

There's an Elks lodge near me.

Are they an evil conspiracy too?
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:10 am

I recently saw a meme that one of these idiotic bastards posted "proving" that The Minions* were an illuminati plot because some of them only have one eye. And it was posted, so far as I can tell, in all seriousness.

So it wouldn't surprise me if they thought so, at all. Everything is a conspiracy to these fuckwhistles, EVERYTHING.


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Post by WildCat » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:06 am

Nyarlathotep wrote: In case you hadn't noticed, conspiracy whackos are trotting out all the classics lately; Masons, The Rothschilds, The Jooooooos, etc.

That one would target a Masonic Temple is about as surprising as the sun rising in the morning.
Nah, just your typical Muslim terrorist pissed off that there's people who refuse to submit.
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Post by ed » Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:15 am

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Post by WildCat » Sat Feb 27, 2016 5:46 am

If anyone cares, the Excel Industries plant in Kansas, site of our latest mass shooting, was a "gun-free zone": http://www.kake.com/home/headlines/Exce ... 99501.html

Relevant bit is at the 2:38 mark of the video.

Another spectacular failure of "gun-free" zones! There should be a law that any business that posts those signs be required to have armed security on site at all times.
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Post by Witness » Sat Apr 23, 2016 3:09 am

Not "gun free", but a new one:
Faux News wrote:Shooter or shooters likely at large after Ohio massacre, investigators say

One or more shooters are believed to be on the loose, "armed and dangerous," after a brutal string of shootings in four homes killed a total of eight family members in southern Ohio Friday, investigators said.

The eight relatives -- seven adults and a 16-year-old boy -- were apparently shot in the head "execution-style," Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWine told reporters.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/22/sh ... -home.html

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Post by Rob Lister » Sat Apr 23, 2016 10:25 am

Witness wrote:Not "gun free", but a new one:...
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/04/22/sh ... -home.html
Wow. Someone has a serious vendetta.
DeWine said the family's last name was Rhoden, but did not give first names. "If I was a member of that family, I would be extra cautious right now," the attorney general added.
No shit.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 12, 2016 1:20 pm

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/8071d63b ... s-shooting
A gunman took hostages and opened fire inside a crowded gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, early Sunday morning, killing approximately 20 people and wounding 42 others before SWAT officers killed him, authorities said. Police Chief John Mina said the shooter had an assault-style rifle, a handgun and a "suspicious device" with him during the attack, which is being investigated as an act of terrorism.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/435dd4b4 ... b-shooting
FBI Special Agent in Charge Ron Hopper said there's no further threat to Orlando or the surrounding area.

When asked if the gunman had a connection to radical Islamic terrorism, Hopper said, "we do have suggestions that individual has leanings towards that."
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:20 pm

Just in time for Ramadan.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:35 pm

50 dead so far.



"Thoughts and prayers" are being cast hither and yon by the usual personages. Special mention goes to Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick:

http://www.chron.com/news/article/Texas ... 076147.php

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:44 pm

(never mind, said something stupid)
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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:58 pm

I heard on reaction I agree with though. I heard someone say they hope that the fat will come when we talk to our grandkids and mention how this kind of thing seemed to be an everyday thing, and our grandkids will think we are full of shit.

That day isn't coming any day soon, I don't think. It's days like today that my hatred for the human race doubles.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 12, 2016 3:59 pm

Perp identified. Feds were already watching him.

Omar Mateen, Terrorist Who Attacked Orlando Gay Club, Had Been Investigated by FBI
The Daily Beast


Meanwhile, the really stupid shit starts.

Did you know Omar Mateen was a Democrat? Yes he was of course.
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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:02 pm

Reports are that despite being "watched" by the FBI, the shooter had a CCW permit.

Not that it matters.

Bullshit is flying everywhichway as usual.

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Post by WildCat » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:13 pm

Pyrrho wrote:Reports are that despite being "watched" by the FBI, the shooter had a CCW permit.

Not that it matters.

Bullshit is flying everywhichway as usual.

I think I'll take the day off from the world.
It wasn't a CCW permit, he was a licensed security guard. He would be exempt from any gun control proposals and the restrictions placed on mere CCW holders.

And, of course, once he killed the police outside after he caught them by surprise he had a statutory gun-free zone full of helpless victims all to himself who could do little but await their fate.
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