The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by corplinx » Sat Nov 03, 2018 3:02 am

Racism is wrong. Also, whites are bad. I get it, it's a Don Lemon parody.

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Post by ed » Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:03 am

"New spirit of America"

They have no fucking idea.
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Nov 03, 2018 2:47 pm

Thieved twice. :)
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Post by corplinx » Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:15 am

Man, ted really let himself go. I wonder when he stops trying to doctor that combover.


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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:34 pm


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:16 pm

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watc ... r-possible
The office of Georgia Secretary of State Brian Kemp, the state's Republican gubernatorial nominee, said Sunday it has opened an investigation into the state's Democratic Party for possible unspecified cybercrimes after an attempted hack of the state's voter registration system.

"While we cannot comment on the specifics of an ongoing investigation, I can confirm that the Democratic Party of Georgia is under investigation for possible cyber crimes," Candice Broce, press secretary for Kemp's office, said in a statement.

"We can also confirm that no personal data was breached and our system remains secure," she added.

The announcement comes two days before Election Day, when Kemp faces Democrat Stacey Abrams in the governor's race. Kemp has rebuffed calls to resign his position as secretary of State while he campaigns, with critics citing conflicts of interest.

Kemp has faced allegations of suppressing minority voters following a report last month that found 53,000 voter registration applications were on hold with just weeks to go before the election.
Harbinger of post-midterm hilarity.
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Post by corplinx » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:37 pm

They are all go to blame racism on the Dem side and vote fraud on the right side.

Gotta hand it to Georgia, they won't wait until they lose to put together The Narrative.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:58 pm

The Dems will also claim voter fraud (or "hacking" or something) if they lose any close races.
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Post by Giz » Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:05 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 3:58 pm
The Dems will also claim voter fraud (or "hacking" or something) if they lose any close races.
*cough* Russians *cough*

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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Nov 04, 2018 4:17 pm

The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Post by Grammatron » Thu Nov 08, 2018 12:50 am

Trump got his money back with interest.

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:41 am

Master has given Jeffy a sock. JEFFY IS FREEEE!!!
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Post by corplinx » Thu Nov 08, 2018 3:54 am

That shouldn't have been that funny Nyar, but it is. Dammit.

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Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:06 am

I guess you have to be a Harry Potter fan to get that one.

http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Harry_Potter%27s_sock
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Post by Skeeve » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:09 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Thu Nov 08, 2018 1:41 am
Master has given Jeffy a sock. JEFFY IS FREEEE!!!

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Bye bye Jeff! (and following Pyrrho)

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:48 am

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