The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:47 am

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Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
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Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:34 pm

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Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
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Post by xouper » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:29 am

Seen on twitter:
The Evolving Arm
‏@leftarmisme

Rod Rosenstein is leaving in the next couple weeks and I can't stop crying. I am scared now. Truly, more than I've ever been scared since any of this started. OMGOODNESS. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

4:58 AM - 9 Jan 2019
I almost put this is in the schadenfreude thread — since it is a self-inflicted wound — but that would be mean.

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Re: The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:54 am

Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:05 pm

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--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by corplinx » Thu Jan 10, 2019 7:53 pm

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When the FakeNews unintentionally creates it's own shitpost fodder.

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Post by WildCat » Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:56 am

Metaphorical < > physical
Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:27 pm

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Image "If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"

"Yes! A BIG REWARD!" ====> Click here to turn in a sicko
Any man writes a mission statement spends a night in the box.
-- our mission statement plappendale

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Post by WildCat » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:55 pm

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Do you have questions about God?

you sniveling little right-wing nutter - jj

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:08 am

If you did not support Trump, we would not have traffic.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Giz » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:12 am

No traffic under the left, because the cart is put before the horse.

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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:31 am

And there is no horse since PETA is a major donor.

--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X5!!!!!

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Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Jan 13, 2019 12:58 pm

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A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Post by Rob Lister » Sun Jan 13, 2019 1:04 pm

All of them are either dead or behind walls. Just sayin'. :)