The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Giz » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:12 am

The coat of arms really needed animals each side of the shield (an eagle and a bear, reaching over the top to shake hands)

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:54 pm

The last few shitposts were not shitty enough.

Time to raise the tone of this place. 8)

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Post by Witness » Thu Jan 24, 2019 3:22 am

Giz wrote:
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The coat of arms really needed animals each side of the shield (an eagle and a bear, reaching over the top to shake hands)
Oh, you prefer the Platinum Edition™?



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Post by WildCat » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:07 am

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:25 pm

Could be its own thread. File it under "No One Saw This Coming":
Leading US mormon David Matheson, who lead gay conversion therapy sessions comes out as gay
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David Matheson, who was director of Journey into Manhood revealed that he has left his wife and is “choosing to pursue life as a gay man.”

The therapist co-wrote the Journey into Manhood BWA!HA!HA!HA! programme where gay men were sent into the forest to engage in “manly” activities in an attempt to modify their sexual orientation.

In a post on his Facebook page, Mr Matheson said: “I enjoyed a happy and fulfilling marriage with my wife for many years. Overall, it was a beautiful relationship and being ‘straight’ became a core part of my identity.

But I also experienced attractions to men. But you just said it was a "choice." Much of the time these were in the background. But sometimes they were very intense and led to pain and struggle in my marriage.”

Addressing his work as a conversion therapist, he added: “I know my work helped, Then why did you choose to be gay? many many people because they’ve told me so. But I’m sure I’ve hurt some people too More than some.

“Not that I would excuse myself, but any shortcomings I had as a therapist came from too narrow a view of what “emotionally healthy” can look like. They came from my own homophobia and narrow mindedness Okay, at least you are honest about that now..

“I am truly sorry for those flaws and the harm they have surely caused some people. And I’m sorry for the confusion and pain my choice may be causing others.”

Wayne Besen, director of Truth Wins Out, a think tank that fights LGBT discrimination, said in a statement: “If conversion therapy does not work for authors like David Matheson who write books on the discredited practice, it is naïve to expect it to work for those reading such deceptive publications.

“Conversion therapy employs guilt and shame to browbeat desperate and vulnerable people into renouncing their humanity. This is the latest evidence that conversion therapy is consumer fraud and ought to be outlawed in all 50 states.”

Earlier this month, the state of New York passed bills banning gay conversion therapy.

New York is the fifteenth state to ban the therapy.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:30 pm

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Post by xouper » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:00 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
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Who is Bertha Winston of Lakeland Florida and why are they trying heap trouble upon her?

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Post by Giz » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:39 pm

Doctor X wrote:
Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:25 pm

The therapist co-wrote the Journey into Manhood BWA!HA!HA!HA! programme where gay men were sent into the forest to engage in “manly” activities in an attempt to modify their sexual orientation.
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Was it a hardwood forest?

Or did they sit there and pine, when they were supposed to spruce themselves up?

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:58 pm

And could they leave it.

No beating around the bush, though a bird in your hand is worth two in a bush . . . not . . . that there is anything wrong with it.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Giz » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:09 pm

But one in the bush is worth two in the hand

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:43 pm

Depends on the bush.

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DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:21 pm

Doctor X's mom is a bird who really knows about having two in her hand.

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Post by Doctor X » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:33 pm

Whereas Gram's Mom can take at least 5 in her bush.

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Post by Grammatron » Fri Jan 25, 2019 8:42 pm

Well duh, it's worth more

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--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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