The Post-Breakfast ShitPost Thread

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sun Feb 03, 2019 7:18 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
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What KIND of tacos?

Like the good kind from a real taqueria? or like Taco Bell?
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Steel yourselves… :mrgreen:

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Feb 03, 2019 11:59 pm

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Mon Feb 04, 2019 2:41 pm

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Post by Pyrrho » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:18 pm

Trump invited a bullied kid to his speech and people are flipping out over it. I feel sorry for the kid and his family, because fake adults are going to make their lives miserable. I'm sure there are death threats already.
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Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:39 pm

Clearly the kid must be a rapist and a racist, Pyrrho.

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Post by Skeeve » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:08 pm

Looks like he maybe picked the wrong family to be born into.... oh well...
Having the last name of Trump has resulted in harassment for one Delaware 6th-grader — but now he’s accepting an invite from the president who shares his name.
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But chants of “Dump Trump” on the school bus haven’t deterred the boy from agreeing to attend the State of the Union as the guest of President Trump (no relation).

“Joshua Trump is a 6th-grade student in Wilmington, Delaware,” the White House said in a press release. “He appreciates science, art and history. He also loves animals and hopes to pursue a related career in the future. His hero and best friend is his Uncle Cody, who serves in the United States Air Force. Unfortunately, Joshua has been bullied in school due to his last name. He is thankful to the First Lady and the Trump family for their support.”
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/biggest- ... 34486.html
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Post by Witness » Tue Feb 05, 2019 11:02 pm

Artist Imagines What Donald Trump Would Do If He Was Born In Russia

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Post by Witness » Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:30 am

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"Suavidad sin fronteras" – Mexican toilet paper. :mrgreen:

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Post by xouper » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:03 am

Witness wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:30 am
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"Suavidad sin fronteras" – Mexican toilet paper. :mrgreen:
Am I wrong in thinking they are using Trump's registered trademark and thus he will get royalties from this?

Is this a spoof or a real product?

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:19 am

Witness wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:30 am
"Suavidad sin fronteras" – Mexican toilet paper. :mrgreen:
Considering all the "branding" Trump used to do back in the day, possibly they are violating a trademark.

Likely not enforceable over the border though. :lmao:
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Post by xouper » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:42 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:19 am
Witness wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 12:30 am
"Suavidad sin fronteras" – Mexican toilet paper. :mrgreen:
Considering all the "branding" Trump used to do back in the day, possibly they are violating a trademark.

Likely not enforceable over the border though. :lmao:
https://www.worldtrademarkreview.com/po ... ies-mexico

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Post by Witness » Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:43 am

xouper wrote:
Sat Feb 09, 2019 1:03 am
Is this a spoof or a real product?
It was announced mid-2017 here: https://peru21.pe/mundo/nuevo-papel-hig ... eras-78694

The "in situ" picture I posted makes me think it exists.