Stormy Daniels

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Wed Dec 12, 2018 7:43 am

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by gnome » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:29 pm

If she didn't approve it, isn't that a malpractice suit against her attorney?

Of course, she may have a spot of trouble finding representation.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Skeeve » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:10 pm

Good news for Stormy: Strip club offers Stormy Daniels job to help pay off Trump’s legal fees
Scores must have the biggest heart in the stripping business.
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Daniels was told to cough up the cash after her defamation suit — in which she claimed Trump had defamed her by saying she lied about her alleged affair with him — was dismissed by a judge.

Now Scores is offering her a big chunk of the door for any shows she agrees to perform at its nation-wide chain of clubs.

The club said, “Scores always attracts the high rollers and upscale clientele, so [it feels] very confident that [it] will be able to help her raise the money needed to pay legal fees.”
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Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:53 am

Porn star’s hush money suit against Trump could be tossed :hyper:
LOS ANGELES — A federal judge appeared inclined Tuesday to toss out a lawsuit against President Donald Trump by porn actress Stormy Daniels that sought to tear up a hush-money settlement about their alleged affair.

Trump and his former personal lawyer asked a judge to dismiss the lawsuit after agreeing to rescind a nondisclosure agreement that included a $130,000 payment to Daniels.

Judge S. James Otero did not rule in U.S. District Court, but he seemed to agree with lawyers for the president and Michael Cohen that there were no longer grounds for a lawsuit.

“It seems you’ve achieved ... what you sought to achieve,” Otero said to Daniels’ attorney.
Despite appearing to get what Daniels originally sought — dismissal of the agreement she disregarded long ago in speaking to news media and writing a book — her lawyer fought hard to keep the case alive.

Attorney Michael Avenatti, who once toyed with making a presidential run to take on Trump, wanted the case to continue so he could force Trump and Cohen to give depositions.

But the judge wasn’t buying Avenatti’s legal reasoning for keeping litigation going when there was no longer an issue in dispute.

Otero repeatedly asked Avenatti to cite case law to support his arguments. But after he named several cases, Otero told him he was “mixing apples and oranges.”

“I think we see the issues very differently,” the judge said.

During those exchanges, Trump’s attorney, Charles Harder, had a smirk that appeared to keep growing.

Still, Avenatti declared his client the winner after Tuesday’s hearing.
Although the judge hasn't issued his ruling yet, it seems pretty clear which way he's leaning.
“They admitted what we said all along,” Avenatti said. “So any attempt by anyone to claim that this is not a victory for Stormy Daniels is completely bogus and nonsense and dishonest.”
OK Dude. You are so winning.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Surprise » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:41 am

Normally a case like this against a sitting President would be the end of him. Trump has agreed Stormy can say whatever she wants about what happened now. In that sense Stormy has won. On the other hand, fundy christians couldn't care less what trump is.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 31, 2019 10:57 am

She "won" the same way Pyrrhus won.

You also forget that "fundy christians," as well as all of the other stereotypes you neglected, knew what Her Turn is.

Sorry to make you cry.

Relax.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Surprise » Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:55 am

Crying? What makes you think I am crying? I'm just sitting here watching the president of the USA get taken to court by a porn star. That is more than enough entertainment in itself.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:03 pm

Surprise wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:55 am
Crying? What makes you think I am crying?
Relax.

I love you.
I'm just sitting here watching the president of the USA get taken to court by a porn star.
And losing.

Are you a Jets fan? It is okay, there is help for you!


That is more than enough entertainment in itself.
The word "entertainment" applies better than to a President of the USA getting taken to court by his rape victims while his wife and supporters publicly smears them, yes.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Surprise » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:13 pm

Look, over there!

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:23 pm

You are the one who admitted unseemly personal pleasure over a frightfully irresponsible misreading of the actual facts which, most embarrassing, were conveniently posted. Did you not bother to read?

Or did I misjudge you? Are you actually a Political Colts Fan?:



Do you get a banner? :hyper:

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:46 pm

Shit no one cares about in politics any more:

1) Draft dodger.
2) Sexual irregularities no matter how scandalous or even criminal (modulo Republicans and homos).

These things only turn up in rhetoric on the theory that the other side still cares. Or are shown to be hypocrites (shit no one ever cared about in politics).

Soon, no one who is old enough to have been draft dodger will run for president. :oldman:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:48 pm

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Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:03 pm
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haven't we suffered enough :evil:
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:00 pm

No.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:41 am

This Avenatti fellow seems really legit.

Avenatti to give up financial control of law firm after he's accused of hiding millions
Michael Avenatti agreed Wednesday to relinquish financial control of his longtime law firm hours after a former partner filed papers accusing him of hiding millions of dollars from the court that oversaw its bankruptcy.

The celebrity lawyer and his firm, Eagan Avenatti, consented to the appointment of a receiver to take possession of its bank accounts, case files, computers and other assets.

Avenatti also promised to cooperate with efforts by Jason Frank, a former lawyer at Eagan Avenatti, to collect on his $10-million judgment against the firm.

The agreement came after Frank asked U.S. District Judge Virginia A. Phillips on Tuesday night to appoint a receiver to seize Eagan Avenatti and stop the firm from draining its assets.
Of course, it's only allegations at this point. But still. Former partner. $10-million judgment against the firm. Makes you wonder if he's really on the up and up.
Frank’s court papers alleged that Avenatti used nefarious bank maneuvers when his firm was under federal bankruptcy protection to hide millions of dollars from its creditors.

“This includes brazen acts of bankruptcy fraud,” Frank’s lawyer, Scott H. Sims, wrote in the court documents.

Avenatti denied wrongdoing.

“Every dollar has been properly accounted for and reported as required and as previously set forth in numerous accountings,” he said. “This is much to-do about nothing.”
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Doctor X » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:52 am

Avenatti would be rejected as a character in a movie/show as "too stereotyped."

Funny, he goes after Trump for his bankruptcies and this is like at least his second or third major financial fuck-up.

Reminds me of my favorite Gram's Mom lawyer joke:
A blind man meets with a lawyer for an hour to discuss some matters about rental property. After the hour, the blind man reaches into his wallet to feel for the section that contains $100 bills.

He pulls out one and hands it to the lawyer.

After the blind man leaves, the lawyer looks at the bill. He is not use to receiving actual cash, and these are the newer $100 bills. Feeling it, he suddenly realizes it is not one bill but actually two stuck together.

This, of course, leaves him with a moral dilemma:
Spoiler:
Does he tell his partner?
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:32 pm

:roll: Much "to-do" about nothing.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:52 am


The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by Anaxagoras » Sat Feb 16, 2019 11:44 am

Minor story I missed:

Columbus City Council approves settlement with pair arrested with Stormy Daniels
COLUMBUS (WCMH) -- Two local exotic dancers who were arrested with adult film star Stormy Daniels last year will split a six-figure settlement from the City of Columbus.

Columbus City Council approved a $150,000 dollar payout Monday for Miranda Panda and Brittany Walters.
Stormy herself also sued them but no word on a settlement. Maybe she's holding out for more money.

Not a bad night's work for the strippers though. Great police work.
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Re: Stormy Daniels

Post by ed » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:04 pm

"Miranda Panda" FTW
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