Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

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Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat May 12, 2018 2:06 am

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by Rob Lister » Sat May 12, 2018 3:33 am

My mom is dead.

I blame Trump.

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by shemp » Sat May 12, 2018 10:08 pm

Give your mother a facial.



















What???
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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by sparks » Sat May 12, 2018 11:47 pm

Oh you sick fucks. Burning in hell you are.
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Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 12:47 am

Not yet! :flamingevil:
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Post by Doctor X » Sun May 13, 2018 3:43 am

Too easy.










Your Mom of course.

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Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 1:45 pm

I gave your mom a can of Raid for her crotch lice.
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Post by Doctor X » Sun May 13, 2018 2:49 pm

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Post by shemp » Sun May 13, 2018 5:04 pm

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Re: Mother's Day coming up. What's a really sweet gift for Mom?

Post by The Joker » Sun May 13, 2018 10:01 pm


Relax! I'm only gonna burn my half.

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Post by Skeeve » Mon May 14, 2018 2:10 am

From the "penny for your THOT's' Department:

The woman who invented Mother's Day came to hate it
CNN)Mother's Day means big business for retailers. This year is no different -- shoppers will spend an average of $180 per mom.

If you hate all of the commercialization behind the day that celebrates moms, imagine how Anna Jarvis would feel now.
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The holiday's founder worked so hard to get the world to give moms everywhere a shoutout. But before her death, even she had to admit she had some regrets about starting Mother's Day.

If she were alive now, she'd probably be living her worst nightmare.
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Jarvis was very intentional about the name of her holiday. It's Mother's Day — as in one mom. The way Jarvis put it, Mother's Day is a day to honor "the best mother who ever lived, yours."
But Mother's Day became way more popular than she expected. People today honor any mom-like figure in their lives.
Yea, the latest commercials (that I listened to all week and today) are very much in that vein...
Oh well, hang in there Ms Jarvis...only a few hours left...
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