The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by corplinx » Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:13 am

Anyone who posts in this thread after this point is a homoe.

The true War on Christmas (tm) thread is "snowflakes are coming"

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 02, 2018 9:03 am

Nope.

corplinx beat both of us.

Suck it up, pal. :p
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Anaxagoras » Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:52 am

Jesus. Someone has a filthy mind! ;)

(the fingers are drawn in with a pen, which makes it impossible to not see goatse.)
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:41 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Sun Nov 04, 2018 2:52 am
Jesus. Someone has a filthy mind! ;)
Most likely the fellow who designed it. :wink:
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:18 am

Driving through downtown, my city was putting up Xmas lights on the lamp posts as of this morning. And I could see them doing prep work at the Capitol building for the Xmas tree.
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by gnome » Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:32 am

Supporters of each thread soon factionalized and radicalized, and somehow a community of mostly atheists had their first sectarian war over a Christian holiday.
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Nyarlathotep » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:32 am

gnome wrote:
Wed Nov 14, 2018 1:32 am
Supporters of each thread soon factionalized and radicalized, and somehow a community of mostly atheists had their first sectarian war over a Christian holiday.
I am happy to play both sides
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Grammatron » Wed Nov 14, 2018 2:36 am

Splitters!

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Nov 16, 2018 12:56 am

Looks a bit nasty but I'll reserve judgement until after it's cooked. :Hungry2:
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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Witness » Fri Nov 16, 2018 1:07 am

↑ Roughly my thought.

Reminded me that my granny cooked sauerkraut in goose fat, when available, till slightly brown. Yum!!! And one of my friends deglazes afterwards with champagne… 8)

And now I'm hungry! :x

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

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Re: The Only True and Legitimate War on Christmas 2018 thread

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:41 pm

Report from the front:

As of yesterday, my favorite diner is not playing Christmas music.

However, "Jingle Bell Rock" was heard in Home Depot.

In other Christmas news, who says the left can't meme? 8)
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