Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

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Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 04, 2018 1:45 pm

All federal employees (not counting LEOS and military) get a free day to mourn the passing of Bush I. :cowbell:

Meanwhile, I hope there are no layoffs ("shutdown") later this month over the damn wall. :|
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Giz » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:09 pm

Seems like the form of recognition from government workers should depend on the affiliation of the deceased president (and their party's view on the big state):

Democrat: a paid day off

Republican: an unpaid working day

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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:13 pm

You're confusing rhetoric with reality.
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Witness » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:38 pm

Feasting on corpses again? :twisted:

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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:57 pm

Witness wrote:
Tue Dec 04, 2018 11:38 pm
Feasting on corpses again? :twisted:
It's part of my job. :De_Bunk:
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by sparks » Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:32 am

And which set of lawmakers came up with this hot mess to 'honor' Bush Teh Dead?
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 05, 2018 12:44 pm

sparks wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 11:32 am
And which set of lawmakers came up with this hot mess to 'honor' Bush Teh Dead?
It was a presidential order. Sorry I didn't make that clear. :)
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by ed » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:04 pm

Get back to work.
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:06 pm

fucking slackers. Mourn on your own time.

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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:07 pm

ed wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:04 pm
Get back to work.
If I try to do that, I'll be shit out of luck.
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:08 pm

Rob Lister wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:06 pm
fucking slackers. Mourn on your own time.
Right now, mourning is my job.

It's only slacking if I don't mourn. :coolspecs:
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Re: Woo-hoo! Day off tomorrow!

Post by Witness » Wed Dec 05, 2018 2:46 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 1:08 pm
Right now, mourning is my job.
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