Beto O’Rourke's slow news day

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Beto O’Rourke's slow news day

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:05 pm

Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist — and brought his Instagram followers with him (Wapo)
Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist, and in the style of social media stars all over, he turned on his camera to broadcast the seemingly personal moment. ...
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Post by WildCat » Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:13 pm

Was the dentist trying to fix his bad case of hangmouth?
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Re: Beto O’Rourke's slow news day

Post by Nyarlathotep » Fri Jan 11, 2019 4:10 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Fri Jan 11, 2019 3:05 pm
Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist — and brought his Instagram followers with him (Wapo)
Beto O’Rourke went to the dentist, and in the style of social media stars all over, he turned on his camera to broadcast the seemingly personal moment. ...
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Post by Doctor X » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:55 am

I do not know, ask Bill O'Reilly, "Carlos Danger," Elliot Spitzer, Barbara Streisand, et cetera.

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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:28 am

Is Beto O’Rourke's slow news day slow enough yet? :lmao:

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Post by Nyarlathotep » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:05 am

“Beto O’Rourke’s Slow News Day” sounds like a comedy movie title.

Or a mini-rpg in the vein of “Jason Statham’s Big Vacation
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:31 pm

That was the general idea. 8)
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