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Re: 2020

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 29, 2019 4:53 am

Perhaps people should not choose candidates below him.

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Re: 2020

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:32 am

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.
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Re: 2020

Post by corplinx » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:34 am

I'll vote for Strawberry Frosted but I want to kill those assholes who get the unfrosted ones.

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Re: 2020

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:42 am

Blueberry. Definitely blueberry
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Re: 2020

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:55 am

So you have given up on Colossal Douche running again?

It was Douche's Turn, Nyarl.

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"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
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Re: 2020

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:56 am

?
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Re: 2020

Post by corplinx » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:00 am

Nyar didn't love Hillary. But she was a nice middle finger to the loud rednecks he has to hear shit from apparently.

I'm all in favor in voting for people to make other people mad.

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Re: 2020

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:07 am

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:42 am
Blueberry. Definitely blueberry


--J.D.
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
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Re: 2020

Post by Nyarlathotep » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:09 am

Yeah, I don’t recall ever speaking favorably of Hillary
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Re: 2020

Post by corplinx » Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:13 am

Doc had you confused with Anax. He loved Hilldawg. We traded pictures of our sports cars and his had an I'm With Her sticker.

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Re: 2020

Post by Anaxagoras » Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:53 am

Retract that!! :x
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Re: 2020

Post by Doctor X » Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:26 am

This refusal to accept that it is Still Her Turn merely reveals that you Fear the Douche.

By all means, keep eating that Shit Sandwich.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: 2020

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Jan 29, 2019 10:28 am

Anaxagoras wrote:
Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:08 am
Another one I had to Google to figure out who she is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marianne_Williamson
Marianne Deborah Williamson (born July 8, 1952)[3] is an American spiritual teacher ...
Hey if we're going to go for "spiritual", better someone with money and name recognition.

... cough cough ... Oprah. :BigGrin3:
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Re: 2020

Post by Witness » Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:24 am

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Re: 2020

Post by Bruce » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:53 am

Seems legit. No reason to demand a birth certificate....
Such potential!

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Re: 2020

Post by Grammatron » Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:49 am

You could say that...Juan would be racist to suggest that.

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Re: 2020

Post by Anaxagoras » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:54 am

Michael Bloomberg’s Secret Plans to Take Down Trump
While no final decision has been made, his aides have been working on a fallback that only a man worth $40 billion can afford. Bloomberg is pouring hundreds of millions of dollars into a data-centric political operation designed to ensure one goal: crush Donald Trump.

Though a budget has not been set, this effort would almost certainly become the biggest and most powerful political organization in the country overnight. It would also be the only real counter to the operation that Trump’s campaign put together in 2016, which reached out to millions of voters in a more targeted, under-the-radar way, and helped deliver the election to Trump by shaping voters’ thinking for months and then activating them on Election Day.

The goal, as it’s been put at points in private meetings: “All the data.”

A group of about 10 political and tech consultants meets every Thursday, usually in the converted Upper East Side mansion that is the headquarters of Bloomberg’s foundation and private offices. Discussions are led by Bloomberg’s top political aides, Kevin Sheekey and Howard Wolfson, as well as Brynne Craig, Hillary Clinton’s 2016 deputy field director and, for the past two years, a senior adviser to Bloomberg’s Everytown for Gun Safety group. Patti Harris, who was Bloomberg’s No. 2 in City Hall and remains a trusted adviser, joins for some of the meetings.

Bloomberg is briefed separately by Sheekey and Wolfson, without the outside consultants.

The meetings have been going on for months, and have been kept a closely guarded secret.
I have no idea how this "data-centric" sorcery works to "shape voters thinking" and then "activate" them on election day (like some kind of hypnotized zombies) or how effective it really is, but I guess the Russians would know how to do that. :notsure:
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Re: 2020

Post by Skeeve » Fri Feb 01, 2019 9:35 am

Funny you should mention Bloomberg, as he was considering a run last time....

Bloomberg, Sensing an Opening, Revisits a Potential White House Run
Michael R. Bloomberg has instructed advisers to draw up plans for a potential independent campaign in this year’s presidential race. His advisers and associates said he was galled by Donald J. Trump’s dominance of the Republican field, and troubled by Hillary Clinton’s stumbles and the rise of Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont on the Democratic side.
And I think he may have just done it...
...if Bernie had come closer to defeating HER TURN that is...
...
If Republicans were to nominate Mr. Trump or Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, a hard-line conservative, and Democrats chose Mr. Sanders, Mr. Bloomberg — who changed his party affiliation to independent in 2007 — has told allies he would be likely to run.
It looks like the latest bit is more of a "never-trump...again" effort.
Then Skank Of America could start in...

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Re: 2020

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:36 pm

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Re: 2020

Post by Pyrrho » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:29 pm

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