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god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by Surprise » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:07 pm

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god wanted donald trump to be president
White House press secretary Sarah Sanders on Wednesday said that she believes a higher power wanted her boss, Donald Trump, to be elected president.

"I think God calls all of us to fill different roles at different times and I think that He wanted Donald Trump to become president," Sanders told the Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN).

Sanders, who held her first press briefing of 2019 and the first in 41 days on Monday, added, "That's why he's there and I think he has done a tremendous job in supporting a lot of the things that people of faith really care about."



Trump is such a very good Christian. Hey, where did that porn star come from?

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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:18 pm


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God making Trump president is no indication that Trump is God's kind of guy, only that we deserve him.

Kind of like Nebuchadnezzar. :BigGrin3:
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Post by Doctor X » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:27 pm

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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 31, 2019 12:35 pm

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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by corplinx » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:09 pm

It's why evangelicals feel persecuted.

Everything is according to God's plan to them.

Until it isn't, like Obama being elected.

Aside from casual hypocrisy, it's part of their faith.

Then when Sarah speaks from that POV, everyone acts shocked.

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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:56 pm

corplinx wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:09 pm
It's why evangelicals feel persecuted.
At this point I think it's safe to say they are persecuted in western Europe and the UK, and the Democrats are gearing up to do the same here.
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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by Anaxagoras » Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:09 pm

Abdul Alhazred wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:56 pm
corplinx wrote:
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:09 pm
It's why evangelicals feel persecuted.
At this point I think it's safe to say they are persecuted in western Europe and the UK, and the Democrats are gearing up to do the same here.
It's all part of God's plan. Don't question it.

If they are being persecuted, it's God who planned it that way.

Hey, at least they aren't being fed to lions, right? :notsure:
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Re: god wanted donald trump to be president

Post by corplinx » Thu Jan 31, 2019 5:07 pm

They cry wolf so much. Starbucks cups FFS.