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Pyrrho
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Post by Pyrrho » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:22 am

Working on an iOS app...needs to access a Sharepoint site...I go looking for info on the Sharepoint API which leads me to the MS Graph API, which led me to a page that I recall was on GitHub...and there was a link purporting to be a Microsoft site...redirected to a page that tells me to "Update Flash" and downloads a DMG without being asked.

NOPE

Trashed that DMG, removed the page from the Safari history, and filed a report with the right people.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: NOPE

Post by Witness » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:42 am

Pyrrho writes in Comic Sans?!? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Re: NOPE

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Mar 13, 2019 12:47 am

NOPE
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.

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Re: NOPE

Post by Don Logan » Wed Mar 13, 2019 6:18 am

You'll just have to turn this opportunity YES!

YES! Download dmg!

YES! Upload malware!

YES! Manually enter password and allow it to run!

YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
SHADDUP!

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Re: NOPE

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:04 am

Driven by rage to Comic Sans! :o
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Re: NOPE

Post by Anaxagoras » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:52 am

Hmmm. Just noticed that it doesn't look like Comic Sans on my iPhone. Earlier on my work computer it did.
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Re: NOPE

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:09 am

Your iphone may not have that font installed.

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Re: NOPE

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Mar 13, 2019 11:19 am


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Re: NOPE

Post by Don Logan » Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:03 pm

This a "fuck-off," wanker?

You'd really think I fucking talk to you cunts in comic sans you fat fucking leather, like a leather man, you fucking cunts!

Talk to me.

I'm a good listener.

Now are you going to download the dmg or not?

It's a simple question.
SHADDUP!

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Re: NOPE

Post by Pyrrho » Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:50 pm

I'm retired from dmg exploits, Don.
The flash of light you saw in the sky was not a UFO. Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.