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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by ed » Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:42 am

Rob Lister wrote:
"[E]ven if Steve Jobs never returns to Apple, I would not expect a visible, tangible impact on how Apple is executing over the next couple of years," Peterc said.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/41118102


sell.
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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Rob Lister » Thu Oct 16, 2014 10:03 am

Yea, well, Cook has certainly proven a worthy replacement, furshur. And lacking the scary insane side that Jobs sometimes displayed.

I still think they should put Wozniak in charge just for the lolz company goes bankrupt in six weeks

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Doctor X » Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:11 am

. . . and Macs begin to get infected.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Anaxagoras » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:45 pm

Apple just had the most profitable quarter of any company ever

18 billion dollars in 3 months. That's not sales or gross revenue, that's net profit after subtracting costs. Almost 2 billion more than the next-most profitable quarter in history.
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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by asthmatic camel » Mon Feb 02, 2015 11:52 pm

A fool and his money...
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Doctor X » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:54 am

Which sort of explains why you wasted your money on PCs. :P

Let me guess . . . you agreed with passing rather than running the ball.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by asthmatic camel » Tue Feb 03, 2015 1:15 pm

I shouldn't bite, but...

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Total cost inc. 27" monitor, 2 GB graphics card and external drives £900.

Q.E.D.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 04, 2015 3:29 am

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"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:29 am

Mad with t3h powah.

That a Mac does not provide.

For a shit-load of money.

Yes.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:12 am

It provides moar!!11!!!!

You just need realz money!

That you do not have to spend on upgrades, anti-virus, more upgrades, oh . . . no! I need to upgrade. . . .

I know. You would have passed.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
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Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by asthmatic camel » Wed Feb 04, 2015 8:50 am

Heh. I very much doubt that I'll need to upgrade this machine before it finally turns its toes up and goes to the great PC scrapyard in the sky.

And yes, I do use all that power.

And yes, my antivirus is free.

And yes, I am still £1100 better off than I would have been had I bought the puny Mac pictured above.

Mad.

Mad with t3h power to transcode porn vids at lightening fast speeds.

Mad.

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Did I mention that my great-great-grandfather was Humphrey Myddelton, Hatter of Denbigh?

He was mad, too.

It runs in the family.

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Doctor X » Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:09 pm

Now you speak madness!

Enjoy your cult.

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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out."--Don
DocX: FTW.--sparks
"Doctor X wins again."--Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry."--His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone."--clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far."--Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig."--Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power."--asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." --gnome

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Re: dump your apple stock

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:52 am

I clicked this thread for some reason or other, but I forget what.
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