## Windows 10

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### Windows 10

No 9… Can't understand why people are so excited about the start menu, or its absence. Anyway:
Extreme Tech wrote:Microsoft has unveiled Windows 10 — not Windows 9, but Windows 10. The launch event in San Francisco was mostly what we expected: Microsoft wants to make Windows 10 a killer OS for all of those disaffected mouse-and-keyboard users — both normal Desktop users like you and I, and also the big enterprise customers who were rather displeased with Windows 8′s Metro interface.
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I dunno. Whatever.
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Can't understand why people are so excited about the start menu, or its absence.
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Because it is central to most every process I'm used to. It has been my primary navigation tool for 20 years. It all starts with start. Even stop.

This is our presenter, Microsoft's Vice President of Duh.

This does not bode well.

I'm not sure if that is a bad comb-over or intentionally done that way as some sort of fashion statement. I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt and call it a comb-over. I instinctively distrust any guy with a 'hairdo'. I only reluctantly respect Mohawks.

To the matter at hand. We only have a 4 minute video with 2 of those eaten up by mister weird.

I note they provided the ability to create a second desktop and a task view function. That's very osx10.6 of them. That might be useful. They bring back the traditional start button but paste a metro ... flag?... on it. I suppose that's some sort of a face-saving device for them. I would have to find a way to nix that 'busyness'. Not looking for flash or fancy. Looking purely for function. That's really the root of it.

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You only dislike "hairdos" because you have none left to "do".

I digress. Removing the start button was a HUGE, (if easily fixed), FAIL, and I don't understand why M$didn't bring it back in 8.1 after all the complaints. It doesn't hurt to admit to being wrong once in a while. Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck. ed Posts: 37305 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm Title: Not gay ### Re: Windows 10 odd that they don't test products before they release them. About that stereo asthmatic camel Posts: 19182 Joined: Sat Jun 05, 2004 1:53 pm Title: Forum commie nun. Location: Stirring the porridge with my spurtle. ### Re: Windows 10 I suppose that would rob them of all the launch hype. I'd be more concerned with hyping something that my customers actually want but there you go. Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck. Rob Lister Posts: 21774 Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm Title: Incipient toppler Location: Swimming in Lake Ed ### Re: Windows 10 asthmatic camel wrote:I suppose that would rob them of all the launch hype. Whats that supposed to mean!? ed wrote:odd that they don't test products before they release them. I'm sure they have hand-selected focus groups. Therein lies the problem: hand selected. Tell me if you think I'm wrong ... They have a goal in mind: One Windows. We're sorry the focus group didn't like the changes but the changes are [deemed] necessary [by us] to [once again try to] expand our market into the [rapidly] growing mobile market and reduce dependance on the shrinking desktop market. Fire the focus group and get one that approves. Note the start 'new' start menu Which is, minus the useful part on the left we're all used to, the mobile desktop. Initiate. Indoctrinate. Brand (as a verb). The video is a hoot though. "Look, each window has a title bar!11?eleventy!" ed Posts: 37305 Joined: Tue Jun 08, 2004 11:52 pm Title: Not gay ### Re: Windows 10 I've had a lot of experience with focus groups, my wife actually had a company that did them. In their place they are very useful, sadly they can also serve as a rorschach and therein lies the problem. If they are performed to support a decision that is simply dishonest. About that stereo DrMatt BANNED Posts: 29811 Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm Location: Location: Location! ### Re: Windows 10 Rob Lister wrote:Because it is central to most every process I'm used to. It has been my primary navigation tool for 20 years. It all starts with start. Even stop. Win3.1 didn't have a Start menu. Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. Rob Lister Posts: 21774 Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm Title: Incipient toppler Location: Swimming in Lake Ed ### Re: Windows 10 DrMatt wrote: Rob Lister wrote:Because it is central to most every process I'm used to. It has been my primary navigation tool for 20 years. It all starts with start. Even stop. Win3.1 didn't have a Start menu. 95 did, which was out in 96. 18 years ago. So ... DrMatt BANNED Posts: 29811 Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm Location: Location: Location! ### Re: Windows 10 Rob Lister wrote: This is our presenter, Microsoft's Führer of Duh. FTFY Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. Rob Lister Posts: 21774 Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm Title: Incipient toppler Location: Swimming in Lake Ed ### Re: Windows 10 Thanks matt, and while we're scuttlebutting, here's the major player 'plug-in' for Microsoft 3.1, way back in 94. We called them shells back then, iirc So the major advance was the start button. It brought it all together. With 8, they succeeded in tearing it utterly apart. DrMatt BANNED Posts: 29811 Joined: Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:00 pm Location: Location: Location! ### Re: Windows 10 Rob Lister wrote:Thanks matt, and while we're scuttlebutting, here's the major player 'plug-in' for Microsoft 3.1, way back in 94. We called them shells back then, iirc So the major advance was the start button. It brought it all together. With 8, they succeeded in tearing it utterly apart. The Start Button was just one of a bunch of things they created all at once, including the Recycle Bin, that were all knockoffs of the GUI of Xerox LISP Machines from 1980. Of course, the fruit brand did the same 12 years earlier, in 1983, creating the market space that allowed W95 to flourish. Really, though, uniformity of keystrokes and menu layouts across a large number of applications was the thing that made W95 so much better than earlier MS offerings. That, of course, had been carved into the market by, you guessed it, Xerox and Apple. Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense. Rob Lister Posts: 21774 Joined: Sun Jul 18, 2004 7:15 pm Title: Incipient toppler Location: Swimming in Lake Ed ### Re: Windows 10 Ah, to reminisce. I created an edit to my post above yours to illustrate how that shell was just Macintosh 10 years late. I went back to check1 that I would not impede on a reply and though my negligence, lost my post. Not to worry, since you provided the gist of it better. But only if Jobs had had his way ... The MAC had a start button, of sorts; the Apple in the upper right. The one we've grown to love has two start buttons, depending on what you want to start. These are good and proper but Microsoft did them better, IMO. I suppose what I'm trying to say is that the Start Button was and is important. Jobs fucked up so royally. He let them oust him. He'd have dominated Gates; of that I'm sure. Of course, you can't change History without changing the present, so we might now all be talking about how fucked up Apple is. P.S. I don't mean to diminish your reference to XEROX et al but I would point out that they did not have a finger on the popular market; they were not able to either recognize nor deploy those advances. Like silver in a mine, if I may. 1. necessary since pyrrho gave in to lesser local market forces and removed the warning. Doctor X Posts: 71901 Joined: Fri Jun 04, 2004 8:09 pm Title: Collective Messiah Location: Your Mom ### Re: Windows 10 To be fair, Jobs had some strange ideas. He also did not understand, until years later, that the "point" was the software and not the hardware. Still, Apple promotes hardware: NEW iMacBookPRO--"because you are a professional! Those who do not buy the 'pro' version could never bring Mila Kunis to orgasm. No, better your limp dick stick with a Dell and Windows. Buy her enough booze and she might let you touch her breasts . . . maybe. Then she will fuck your brother." Hook them on software. Even if it is M$ shitty, because it is always easier to stick with what you know. I always love it when a PC/M\$ user complains they do not want to use a Mac because it is "complicated." What?

So Jobs built NeXT which was nice . . . but why would you buy a "nice" computer which ONLY runs software for it primarily?

I think the iPod/iPhone changed everything for Mac. Popular software. People want it. They will buy your shitty EVEN BIGGER THUS MORE UNWEILDY iphone just to have it.

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### Re: Windows 10

My major beef with 8 is that it's so difficult to gat "under the bonnet/hood" without the traditional start button, (where do you find a command prompt, how do you get the fucker to work once you've found it etc.) Rarely a problem for most folks but it's a fucking nuisance for me. Otherwise I like it well enough.

Macs? Fine apart from the hugely inflated cost of the fucking things. I ain't handing over my hard-earned for one, no matter how shiny it looks.
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asthmatic camel wrote:My major beef with 8 is that it's so difficult to gat "under the bonnet/hood" without the traditional start button, (where do you find a command prompt, how do you get the fucker to work once you've found it etc.) Rarely a problem for most folks but it's a fucking nuisance for me. Otherwise I like it well enough.

Macs? Fine apart from the hugely inflated cost of the fucking things. I ain't handing over my hard-earned for one, no matter how shiny it looks.
You press the start button on your keyboard, type "cmd" and press enter.

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Yes, I know that now but why change something that's so simple, handy and has been there in Windows nearly forever? Same with moving things around in control panel so you have to search and find them, it doesn't make sense.
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asthmatic camel wrote:Yes, I know that now but why change something that's so simple, handy and has been there in Windows nearly forever? Same with moving things around in control panel so you have to search and find them, it doesn't make sense.
I made a shortcut to Programs And Features and renamed it to Add Remove Programs. But I didn't feel like fiddling to install it in the Control Panel proper--My guess is that it's in the registry.
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### Re: Windows 10

I've tweaked it so most things are easy to get at now but it was irritating. You have to go from the desktop to the metro screen to add things to the desktop, how stupid is that?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
Shit happens. The older you get, the more often shit happens. So you have to try not to give a shit even when you do. Because, if you give too many shits, you've created your own shit creek and there's no way out other than swimming through the shit. Oh, and fuck.