Binky

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Binky

Post by Pyrrho » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:06 pm

Hah.

http://www.binky.rocks/
Just Like A Real App

Binky supports all the other stuff you do to make you feel like you're Doing Something while waiting for the bus or whatever. See a bink you like? You can Like it! You can also re-bink your binks, whatever that means. Do whatever the hell you want in Binky -- no one will ever see it.
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Re: Binky

Post by Witness » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:19 pm

Incomplete without their (well-chosen) logo:

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Now waiting for the first complaint "triggered by random stuff"…

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Re: Binky

Post by shemp » Sat Jun 10, 2017 11:49 pm

Pathetic shit for the terminally stupid.
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Re: Binky

Post by sparks » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:23 am

It's more than they deserve.
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Re: Binky

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:59 am

Let me see if I understand this correctly.

This is a way to appear to be wrapped up in social media walking down the street, riding the bus, eating alone in a restaurant, etc without actually doing so.

Sort of like the old "boss button" idea but for the whole world.

Wouldn't want folks to think you're not doing your social media, right?

Right? :|
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Re: Binky

Post by Witness » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:12 am

Abdul Alhazred wrote:Right? :|
I think it's ironic. (Do I have too much faith in Humanity?)

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Re: Binky

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:22 am

Witness wrote:
Abdul Alhazred wrote:Right? :|
I think it's ironic. (Do I have too much faith in Humanity?)
Yeah sure. "Ironic". :roll:

But if the app really exists and people are really using it, then they are really using it. Because they still look like they are doing social media and no one knows how "ironic" they are.
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Re: Binky

Post by Witness » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:31 am

Perhaps I'm wrong (but don't give much of a fuck :P ) – I based that mostly on the logo. How people use the app is a different matter.

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Re: Binky

Post by Bruce » Sun Jun 11, 2017 12:44 pm

I prefer old school Blinky
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Such potential!