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Post by Pyrrho » Sun Oct 29, 2017 4:13 pm
Botnik/Wired Top 5 Products Of The Week

Amazon Alexa: The newest version of Alexa will judge your outfits and insult your processing power. The most versatile model has a 99-watt megaphone. Switch it on and get ready for intimacy.

iPhone 8: The iPhone 8’s 2½-gallon bucket is a wonderful addition. It holds a lot of caramel.

Microsoft Surface: The Surface is little more than a rebranded box, and it shows movies like a futuristic metal donut. Higher resolution rainstorm videos available from your pixel dealer.
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