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Re: errr ummm

Post by ed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:24 pm

Well here we are again.....

The "new" old computer crashes every hour or so. Get the BSOD and the Stopcode is "Memory Management".

Tabs crash. Internet connection comes and goes.

Fucked totally and completely. Goddamn it to hell.

Naturally is is too late for a return.

Buying a New New one. You might be treated to the amusement of me blowing this piece of shit to kingdom come.

What do I want?

No snark.

No "I told you so"

What do I want. And bear in mind that my mood is deteriorating like the mood of a snowflake watching the election returns in 2016

And this is Florida and I am armed.
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Re: errr ummm

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:28 pm

Sounds like excessive bogon flux. Perhaps someone in the room is radiating bogons?
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Re: errr ummm

Post by ed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:37 pm

Tread cautiously my obese, gay, wanker friend.... tread very very cautiously.

There is no humor to be had here....

But let me ask ...WTF is this thing?

Desktop MINI PC, Intel Celeron J3160 Processor(up to 2.24 GHz) 4GB LPDDR3+128GB NVMe SSD MINI Computers Windows 10 Pro Supported, HDMI & VGA, TDP Unlocked,Superb Cooling System, 4K HD Graphics,BT 4.2

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Re: errr ummm

Post by Rob Lister » Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:45 pm

Have you fucking considered that it might be you? Get a better freezer, geezer.

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Re: errr ummm

Post by ed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:02 pm

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Re: errr ummm

Post by ed » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:02 pm

Enough bulsht. What sohuld I buy you useless louts and layabouts.?????
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Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 03, 2019 5:14 pm

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Re: errr ummm

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:40 pm

Hey ed!

There's a whole internet of advice out there.

Why not google some? :p

https://www.google.com/search?q=WTF+is+ ... s+computer
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Re: errr ummm

Post by Witness » Thu Jul 04, 2019 12:40 am

Get a Mac, it will go well with your personality. :P

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Re: errr ummm

Post by ed » Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:11 am

I think I was insulted.
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