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Post by Pyrrho » Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:42 am


What is Leon?
Leon is an open-source personal assistant who can live on your server.

He does stuff when you ask him for.

You can talk to him and he can talk to you. You can also text him and he can also text you. If you want to, Leon can communicate with you by being offline to protect your privacy.

You can think of him as a second brain.
I could use a second brain.
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Re: Leon

Post by Doctor X » Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:59 pm

He can be a Sir Elton John hit?

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Re: Leon

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Fri Mar 22, 2019 2:06 pm

Pyrrho wrote:
Fri Mar 22, 2019 10:42 am
I could use a second brain.
I've got an even better idea.

Basically, it's implantable ClippyTM , but I have to call it something else because ClippyTM is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation.

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Re: Leon

Post by gnome » Fri Mar 22, 2019 4:14 pm

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo! (Beat) Unless it's a farm!"
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Re: Leon

Post by xouper » Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:32 pm

What is Leon?
ooh, ooh :Wave5: I know that one.

Leon is "some IF statements."

linky :P

Of course, being open source, we can actually go read those IF statements to see what they do.

Has anyone here looked at that source code? I would be tempted to do that if I didn't already have too many other things taking up my time, such as posting on this forum.