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New computer

Post by ed » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:52 pm

For the kitchen.

Needs storage so those mini things are a ?.

I'd like something that a monitor can sit on, maybe 2 inches (<---INCHES) high. White case. I'll get wirelsss mousesss and keyboard. No other peripherals.

Maybe excel and word. Email, internet.

Thoughts?
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Re: New computer

Post by Rob Lister » Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:56 pm

laptop on a 2-inch book

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Re: New computer

Post by ed » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:00 pm

What have we here????? A computing engine IN a monitering device!!!?????!!!!!!!

The devis work but it might fir the bill

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Re: New computer

Post by sparks » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:01 pm

Stop wasting our time and just go to dell.com you fucking crawdad killer. :)
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Re: New computer

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:08 pm

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Re: New computer

Post by shemp » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm

ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
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Re: New computer

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm

He needs something you can just wipe off with a damp cloth in case you spill food on it.

A replica Roman abacus is perfect.
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Re: New computer

Post by ed » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm

For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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Re: New computer

Post by Abdul Alhazred » Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:29 pm

Your wife spends a lot of time in the kitchen and you will not let her use your laptop?

Got it. :p
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Hey ed! Got one of these? :)
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Re: New computer

Post by Witness » Sun Nov 10, 2019 11:46 pm

ed wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm
For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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Re: New computer

Post by Pyrrho » Sun Dec 15, 2019 7:49 pm

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