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For the kitchen.

Needs storage so those mini things are a ?.

I'd like something that a monitor can sit on, maybe 2 inches (<---INCHES) high. White case. I'll get wirelsss mousesss and keyboard. No other peripherals.

Maybe excel and word. Email, internet.

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laptop on a 2-inch book
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What have we here????? A computing engine IN a monitering device!!!?????!!!!!!!

The devis work but it might fir the bill

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Stop wasting our time and just go to dell.com you fucking crawdad killer. :)
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ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
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He needs something you can just wipe off with a damp cloth in case you spill food on it.

A replica Roman abacus is perfect.
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For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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Your wife spends a lot of time in the kitchen and you will not let her use your laptop?

Got it. :p
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Hey ed! Got one of these? :)
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ed wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:27 pm For wife. Screen too small. Keyboard too small. Mouse sucks.
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shemp wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
Even better question; who the fuck needs a laptop in the kitchen?
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He got tired of getting up, going to her computer, and calling out details from the recipe.

Or was that me? Sorry, that's me.
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alyssa_in_chainz wrote: Sun Oct 25, 2020 11:13 pm
shemp wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 8:21 pm ed are you too fucking lazy to carry a laptop from room to room?
Even better question; who the fuck needs a laptop in the kitchen?
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ed wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:00 pm What have we here????? A computing engine IN a monitering device!!!?????!!!!!!!

The devis work but it might fir the bill

Is that the one where the motherboard and CPU are inside the monitor? My parents have one of those, they really like it.
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ed wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:00 pm The devis work but it might fir the bill
Channeling pil again? :mrgreen:
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Thought about an all-in-one PC? They start from around £400 over here up to as much as you want to pay. Mrs. Camel uses a Lenovo ThinkCentre now she's working from home and it's pretty nifty.

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