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Triangleman
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Self-absorbed spoiled aristocrat gets the wealth, status and attention he feels he deserves. Oh, and psychic powers too.

Dune - Frank Herbert

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Ma's dead. Maybe the kids weren't bred through incest, but they all sure act like it.

"As I Lay Dying"
by William Faulkner

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Bastard quotes Shakespeare to Utopia when slogans are enough.

Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
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Recently someone accused me of being insensitive. And I thought, how did this fat bitch get her wheelchair up the stairs to my house?

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Animals are like men. Some are better than others.

--Animal Farm

Big Brother do it to Julia!

--1984

England is better than France. Even English ne'er-do-wells do far, far better things.

--A Tale of Two Cities

[CENSORED--Ed.]

--Justine

--J.D.
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Romeo and Juliet
Boy loves girl. Girl loves boy. Families hate each other. Girl fakes death. Boy dies. Girl wakes up, then dies too.

Hamlet
Avenge me son! You killed my father, uncle, prepare to die. Everyone dies. Except one guy to tell the tale.

Othello
Insane henchmen weaves tale of cheating. Husband buys it, wounds 'lover', offs wife. Henchman's wife outs Iago. She dies. Iago dies. Othello dies.

Taming the Shrew
She's a bitch, but I love her. Aww, I won't be a bitch anymore. Mostly.

-or-

To the MOON Kate! Bang zoom. Shaddup, Petrucio. Baby, you're the greatest!

Henry V
Let's invade France. Hate to kill my friend, but I'm the king. Let's invade a French Princess and improve the bloodline. Let's go home!

Macbeth
Witches! Predictions! Ooo they come true! Hallucinations. Nightmares. TREES aaaah. More prophecy fulfilled. Lots of death. Fucking witches.

Twelfth Night/What You Will
Everyone: Holy shit you're a girl? (play Three's Company theme)
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Iago survives the play. . . .

The Jew of Malta

"Nice guys finish last."--Machievelli

King Lear

"Time to find Dad a home."

Death of a Salesman

"Can't you do anything right?!"

Waiting for Godot

"It is still not funny if you realize it is pronounced GodOT."

--J.D.
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"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome

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Girls should look pretty, be good at cleaning homes, and have influential relatives in order to land a rich husband.

Cinderella