Movie titles that aren't - but should be

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Movie titles that aren't - but should be

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In processing my refund paperwork, the cemetery administrator put as the reason, "Harry being cremated instead of full burial".

I'd like to see a movie titled "Harry's Being Cremated".

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"She's Got Crabs!"

The poster would have a pretty girl, like Charlize Theron, shrugging with a "who, me?" look on her face.
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Debbie does celibacy

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The Brown Lagoon

Brooke Shields gradually comes to fall in love with a worker at the local sewage treatment plant


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EaT

A loveable, cuddly alien accidentally gets left behind on earth, and gets adopted by three cute children...which it then eats.

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"The worst movie ever made!"

I just think they should be honest with the titles once in a while.

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Sex & Violence

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Plot that will NOT Impede the Special Effects

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No kidding, Joe Rogan just said this to three super-hot babes on Fear Factor (FX channel). That's a sentence I never thought I'd hear. Has possibilities though...
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"Goats Sometimes Get Caught in Fences"

I'm thinking chick flick along the lines of Steele Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, or Bridges of Madison County.... A bunch of women of various ages and races talk, while baking, and have flashbacks to interludes with craggy faced cowboy types, raising children, something about a tire swing, and maybe a field of flowers....... You know. The regular crap. And at the end, one of them poignantly dies, perhaps from eating too much cookie batter, or being trampled by their pet goat.

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Star Wars Episode 1: George Lucas Hires a Real Screenwriter

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Badger wrote:"Goats Sometimes Get Caught in Fences"

I'm thinking chick flick along the lines of Steele Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, or Bridges of Madison County.... A bunch of women of various ages and races talk, while baking, and have flashbacks to interludes with craggy faced cowboy types, raising children, something about a tire swing, and maybe a field of flowers....... You know. The regular crap. And at the end, one of them poignantly dies, perhaps from eating too much cookie batter, or being trampled by their pet goat.

( I think I need some sleep)
Flashback

Little Susie (crying): Ma, why did Marie-Bell have to die?

Ma: Well Susie, sometimes goats get caught in fences. And sometimes those fences are electric.

End flashback

Susie: Sometimes I think that is a metaphor for our lives...sometimes we're the goats, and our lives are the fences.

(puts arms around 14 other women)

We're all just a buncha' goats!

(All laugh)

Credits
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Hexxenhammer wrote:
Badger wrote:"Goats Sometimes Get Caught in Fences"

I'm thinking chick flick along the lines of Steele Magnolias, Fried Green Tomatoes, or Bridges of Madison County.... A bunch of women of various ages and races talk, while baking, and have flashbacks to interludes with craggy faced cowboy types, raising children, something about a tire swing, and maybe a field of flowers....... You know. The regular crap. And at the end, one of them poignantly dies, perhaps from eating too much cookie batter, or being trampled by their pet goat.

( I think I need some sleep)
Flashback

Little Susie (crying): Ma, why did Marie-Bell have to die?

Ma: Well Susie, sometimes goats get caught in fences. And sometimes those fences are electric.

End flashback

Susie: Sometimes I think that is a metaphor for our lives...sometimes we're the goats, and our lives are the fences.

(puts arms around 14 other women)

We're all just a buncha' goats!

(All laugh)

Credits
Great idea!!
Jessica tandy as old Susie - Shirley McLaine, Carrie fischer as (2 of) the friends - Sarah Jessica Parker as Ma (in flashback) - Pixar aniumation to do the goat - all directed by Clint Eastwood
It's a shoe-in for half a dozen oscars, at least!!
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ratbag wrote: Great idea!!
Jessica tandy as old Susie - Shirley McLaine, Carrie fischer as (2 of) the friends - Sarah Jessica Parker as Ma (in flashback) - Pixar aniumation to do the goat - all directed by Clint Eastwood
It's a shoe-in for half a dozen oscars, at least!!
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I'd like to thank the Academy. I'd like to thank Badger for his fine production...this is all for you, you furry little rascal. I'd like to thank Ratbag for the excellent casting, and Nigel for the original inspiration. Oh, I know I'm forgetting so many people...but I can't forget to do this.

Hey Speilberg! See this? SUCK IT! YEAH!
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Excellent, guys!

Phoebe is available, instead of a computer generated goat. She works for alfalfa, so would be cheaper.
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These titles might not make good movies, but I'd like to see someone make a movie with them just so we could see them up on a theater marquee:

"Closed for Renovation"
"No Admittance"
"Warning: Premises Infested with Vipers"
"Condemned by Board of Health"
"All Customers Will Be Shot!"
"Nothing but Trash Playing Here"
"Go Away!"
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From the makers of C.H.U.D.
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers
comes S.H.E.M.P.
Socialist Humanoid Entertaining Manic Person
[size=75]Gone[/size]