Movie titles that aren't - but should be

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couldn't resist.

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Bwaaaaah!

That's fucking great. Perfect. I love it.
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Reginald, I bow down to you, and to photoshop.
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Reginald, you are truly an artist!

Excellent!!
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Reginald that's fantastic! I'd actually applaud if it meant something on here.

One nitpicky thing though for this casting idea. Isn't Jessica Tandy dead?
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Nigel wrote:One nitpicky thing though for this casting idea. Isn't Jessica Tandy dead?
Typical film star. Get em all lined up for something big and you find they have been pre-booked!

Maybe "Jessica has risen from the grave 2 (Miss Daisy's Back)" would lure her out of retirement.

:D

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Nigel wrote:Reginald that's fantastic! I'd actually applaud if it meant something on here.

One nitpicky thing though for this casting idea. Isn't Jessica Tandy dead?
Thus the need for flashbacks! Duh! :roll:

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Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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Badger wrote:
Nigel wrote:Reginald that's fantastic! I'd actually applaud if it meant something on here.

One nitpicky thing though for this casting idea. Isn't Jessica Tandy dead?
Thus the need for flashbacks! Duh! :roll:

:P
I knew some smartass would say that. Just use footage from "Batteries Not Included" and be done with it.
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There's a drawback though.

In one of the more touching flashback scenes in "Goats" where Carrie Fisher is waxing lyrical abut the time when as a little girl, her and the JT character were at the old water hole, that had dried up and JT was comforting the small child at the sight of all the dead and dying fish...........The atmosphere was somewhat ruined by the small, round flying robot periodically hovering in the back.

Using the Driving Miss D footage wasn't much better. Morgan Freeman's unexplained appearances during "the girls" first dates was almost as hard to explain.

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Here's an idea for some footage. I bet the rights would be cheap too.
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0023060/

The Indiscretions of Eve

Jessica Tandy .... Maid
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"The Muppet Always Rings Twice"

"Elderberry Soup"

"Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know about Tacs but were Afraid to Ask"

"The Re-Bourne Identity -- A Christian Thriller"

"The Duck Quacked at Midnight"

"Cheese -- uncensored"

"Mad with Power -- The Hal Bidlack Story"

"Use the Porch, Luke" A documentary examining Luke's unwillingness to sit outside.

"A Tail of Two Twities -- The Carlos/Latin Story"

"My Brush With Greatness -- The Fuller Family Story"

"I Kill Because I'm Omish"

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hal bidlack wrote:"The Muppet Always Rings Twice"

"Elderberry Soup"

"Everything You've Ever Wanted To Know about Tacs but were Afraid to Ask"

"The Re-Bourne Identity -- A Christian Thriller"

"The Duck Quacked at Midnight"

"Cheese -- uncensored"

"Mad with Power -- The Hal Bidlack Story"

"Use the Porch, Luke" A documentary examining Luke's unwillingness to sit outside.

"A Tail of Two Twities -- The Carlos/Latin Story"

"My Brush With Greatness -- The Fuller Family Story"

"I Kill Because I'm Omish"
You haven't lost a step, old son! Those are good! (I especially liked the Fuller, and Omish ones!)
Nineteen tequilas later, we had a deal.
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As my daddy always said, always check the fine print for penectomies. (punchdrunk)
Opinions aren't like assholes, because I don't know anyone with a million assholes.
Bettie Page set the standard for fetish models. (selwynator12/5/2008 5:34:37 PM)
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Borrowed from among the many fine examples at finemanfilms.com, the site for the movie "The Independent"

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Waterworld 2: The search for Mariner
Disney's Cinderella III
E.T. 2: The return of Glowing Finger
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hgc wrote:"What Planet is This? (Oh My God, It's Earth!)"
That's hilarious.
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