Drama queens must check their tiaras at the door.
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Lisa Simpson wrote: The thing that astounded me the most from her description was the idea that when Columbus landed in the West Indies, the natives didn't see the Nina, Pinta or Santa Maria, because they had never seen ships before, therefore, the ships didn't exist to them. I don't get it. Perhaps my mind isn't expanded enough.
You should've punched her in the face and when she cried said, "I guess someone's punched your dumb-ass before or you wouldn't've felt that."
As amusing as that would have been, I don't think it would go over very well.
I also had to listen about some former NASA scientist turned alt-med proponent. I just nodded my head a lot, like one of those bobble-head dolls.
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HW DID SHE KNOW YOUR GRANDMOTHER HAD GREY HAIR?!!!!!!
Mob of the Mean: Free beanie, cattle-prod and Charley Fan Club!
"Doctor X is just treating you the way he treats everyone--as subhuman crap too dumb to breathe in after you breathe out." – Don
DocX: FTW. – sparks
"Doctor X wins again." – Pyrrho
"Never sorry to make a racist Fucktard cry." – His Humble MagNIfIcence
"It was the criticisms of Doc X, actually, that let me see more clearly how far the hypocrisy had gone." – clarsct
"I'd leave it up to Doctor X who has been a benevolent tyrant so far." – Grammatron
"Indeed you are a river to your people.
Shit. That's going to end up in your sig." – Pyrrho
"Try a twelve step program and accept Doctor X as your High Power." – asthmatic camel
"just like Doc X said." – gnome
WS CHAMPIONS X4!!!! NBA CHAMPIONS!! Stanley Cup! SB CHAMPIONS X6!!!!!!
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There is a longish article about it at Salon
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Random chance seems to have operated in our favour.
[color=red]If I wanted something your thumb touched, I’d eat the inside of your ear.[/color]
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I just want to point out that I know a whole lot of #$*! but most of it I picked up from %$(#&.
Grayman wrote:If masturbation led to homosexuality you'd think by now I'd at least have better fashion sense.